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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man known to his neighbors as 'Teetotal Al' buy himself a bottle of whisky? Because there was no factual basis to his nickname.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the chicken fall off the tree? It was stapled to the monkey.

Roses are penis Violets are penis I like penis Penis

What's the difference between a vegetable and my son? Nothing

why did the rooster cross the road? because it was stapled to the chicken

I don't always drink beer, but when I do, I drink water!

A feminist walked into a bar and had her period

What's worse than biting into your apple and finding a worm in it? Biting into you apple and finding two worms in it.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are rather unintelligent animals which evidently do not understand the dangers of crossing a busy road.

A man walked into the bar and ordered a drink, drank it then stood up and left remembering that he once had a drinking problem and had overcome it.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I don't have cancer, but you do. Love, your doctor.

onranges are orange bananas are yellow and apples are red/green ................... and im ................. PINK (lw/kc)

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So a man was walking down the street with bananas in his ears when he saw one of his friends coming the other way. When they met up the one friend asked, "Hey you know you've got bananas in your ears?" To which the man replied "What? I can't hear you, I have bananas in my ears."

What does Santa get for Christmas? A shitload of work to do.

Why did the man pee his pants? Because he was paralyzed from the waste down and had no way of feeling

A black man picks up his phone and calls his wife and finds out he had no wife

- knock knock. ... - knock knock. ... - heey! ... (There is nobody at home.)

Why did the man have cold feet on his wedding day? The wedding was outside in the winter.

How many girls does it take to sell out a Justin Beiber concert? None, all of them are boys.

A guy walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a soda. The bartender says, "We don't serve soda." The guy then says, "oh", and walks out.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Dead Babies

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