- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Not at all, I find your perception of things like that quite pleasing, you obviously care about me, and care about your wife, that's nice.

Person 1: It's your birthday? Person 2: Yeah! Person 1: Oh.

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-What's a real anti joke? -This.

A family of black people get onto a plane. The son said to his father: "Why do planes have wings?" The father then replied by saying: "To help them fly son." The plane's wing then fell off due to a building error, then the plane crashed and everyone on board was killed.

So a man rapes a little girl but rips her eyes out before he does it. In court he said the appropriate thing about this was that she could not see it cuming.

A. Why did the chicken cross the road? B. To get to the other side.

Friend: I said pass the juice, not gas the jews! Hitler: Oh.

Why was the kid underwater? He hit a rock.

A man walks into a bar. His alcoholism is destroying his family.

What did Sally get on her 18th birthday? Herpes

A young girl walks out of a bar then gets raped.

Whats worse than your camera not working? getting hit by a fridge during the Holocaust

Whats white and cant fly an aeroplane? A fridge

Why was Johnny crying? Because... Because... Because... Because... Because... Because of the wonderful things he does.

Why did the man throw the clock out the window? The man's loving family had recently been murdered, and the clock was a constant reminder of their mortality, as it had served as the center of those horrific events.

What did the fish say when he swam into the wall? Nothing, fishes don't speak, and due to their short memory he's probably forgotten about the event already, although he may have a pretty bad headache

What's the difference between your wife and a female dog? none - they are both bitches!

why did oprah, your mother, and a monkey on a rock have in common? the ability to fornicate

What do you do when you're making out with your girlfriend? Play with another dude's ass.

What is brown and sticky? A masturbating Negro.

What's the difference between a dead dog in the road and a dead black guy in the road? It doesn't matter, I cried after both

-What's the difference between a frog? - it jumps higher.

What did the kid with no arms get for Christmas? A pair of protesthic arms which changed his life forever

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