- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you put on top of salad? Salad Dressing.

ollie is a fag so are you

Q: Why did little Johnny not like little Suzie? A: He was a homosexual.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To escape her abusive father

What is worse than getting a paper cut? Your whole family dying to MERS in Peru before you were old enough to remember any of them.

Person 1: It's your birthday? Person 2: Yeah! Person 1: Oh.

Knock knock.* Who is it? The police. We have news that your daughter was molested and will never been seen again for the man who stole her has takin' her out of our jurisdiction.

what's 2 + 2? i don't know that's why i'm asking you

-Hey, Larry! How much is one plus one? -Two

BARRACK OBAMA.............WHAT A JOKE!!!!!

Chuck Norris will die sometime in the future.

What did the fish say when he swam into the wall? Nothing, fishes don't speak, and due to their short memory he's probably forgotten about the event already, although he may have a pretty bad headache

Woman's Rights.

What do you call a man who just came home from a 72-hour work shift ? You don't call him, you let him sleep.

Why did the man have no head? He did it was under his shirt

Hey, name is Anita, I am Nero`s nurse, he told me to say that if you wish to speak any further, you are going to have to call him and prove you are not some guy. Say Tifa, do you ever play videogames?

Benevolent villain.

who eats pencils asians

Don't you hate it when you're reading a sentence and it doesn't end how you testicles. _._._

Why did the blonde stare at the carton of orange juice? Because she was lost in her thoughts about her dead husband, and how much he loved orange juice.

What do you call 2 black men sitting on a porch? Craig and Smokey

Q:how do you brighten up a room? A:you turn on the lamps

What's worse than dropping your phone in the toilet? Drinking only milk and honey for 7 days and then getting diarrhea while lying chained up completely naked with red fire ants going up your anus and all over your body while you get eaten alive in slow painfully miserable death

This desk is two chromebooks wide. It will be one once I push yours off.

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