What do you call a box with a dead Jew in? A coffin.

why did the cow jump over the moon because it was on a high dose of lsd

flip flop chop, clip clop cow, POW. hahahahahah. :).

What do you get a black guy when he is hungry? Something edible.

What did the terrorist have for breakfast? Scrambled eggs and a glass of orange juice.

Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at poems nice tits.

Wikipedia has no entry on "gullibility."

How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? They can't, because feminists can never change anything!

Hellen Keller

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Who are you?

What's brown, hairy and goes up and down? A kiwifruit in an elevator.

I cant think of one (._. )

What is the diffrence between a guy and pie? The pie taste like fruit somethimes

What's red and smells like cherries? Cherries

What is the best thing since sliced bread? Sliced butter.

Why does Michael Jackson like K-mart? He does not; he is dead.

What's one thing a black man can't have? White skin

Black people are clen.

An Irishman walks into a bar. He quickly exits as he thought it was the Polish restaurant located directly nextdoor. He then enters the Polish restaurant and orders a delicious lunch. He tips his waiter 20%.

What's the difference between a rooster and a waffle iron? A lot.

A woman gets in her car to drive.

Why did the todler fall over? He's an iraqi child and has ben shot inboth legs being readied fro public excution for fighting on the opposing side a.w. j.p.

Avery has crabs.

Sam: Knock knock? You: Who's there? Sam: Sammy Sosa. You: Hi, Sammy Sosa. Sam: Hi.

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