A horse, a duck, a pig, and a muslim walk into a bar. The horse ducks, the duck's hoarse, the pig's in a blanket, and the muslim has a can, being surprised how far a can can preach in Chicago. The bartender reminds the muslim that he entered with a swine, and the muslim is embarrased for the horse.

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A polish, english and african man each were standing on a skyscraper. The african man jumped and died. The polish and enlgish men called 999.

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding half a worm? Biting into an apple and slicing your mouth on a razorblade

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Q: what's black, white and red all over A: a penguin in a blender

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whats stupid and likes dumb jokes? you.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He let go of it.

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How many nails does it take to build a house? As many as it takes to get the job done.

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What happened to the orphan on Christmas? he got raped

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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Why does my girlfriend pee standing up? Because he is a man.

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what is a vampires favorite dessert? a used tampon

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I'm ginger no more needs to be said...

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How do you find Nemo? Watch the movie.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Becca. I just found out i have aids, so you should probably get yourself checked out.

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Whats the difference between a dead baby and an orange? One is a tasty treat you can peal and enjoy and the other is an orange

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What do you call a bird with wings? Redundant.

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Why did the monkey sit on the toilet? To have a bowelmovement

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What did the black say when an asian knocked him out? Nothing, he was knocked out

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how does peploe get around they walk

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Yo mama so stupid she stole free bread.

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Why did the black guy hate the white guy??? Because the white guy enslaved his ancestors.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because after death the body loses control of muscles and the monkey could no longer grasp the branch with his tail

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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