Why do gorillas have big nostrils? Have you seen the size of their fingers!?!?!

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"hey those pancakes look pretty good." "thats a cat steve."

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What did mr. Mackey say to his class. It's easy mkay

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What did the man say to his wife when he bought a dog? I bought a dog.

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GRAAAAAAAAAAAR.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Joseph Kony. Give me your children.

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how many fish does it take to turn on a lightbulb None, lightbulbs dont work in the ocean

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Roses are green Violets are yellow I have mental problems Doobah haga Blakatrabbit

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Human is to breast as breast is to nipple as nipple is to milk as milk is to HIV as HIV is to AIDS as AIDS is to death as death is to heaven or hell as heaven or hell is to Jesus or the Devil as Jesus is to God as God is to the Universe

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A priest, a rabbi and a captain are in a sinking ship. The rabbi says let's save the children. The captain says f*ck the children. The priest days do we have time.

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Adam Sandler.

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Roses are blue, Roses are red. Give me your money, Or I'll cut off your head.

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why did the chicken cross the road Kill yoself

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A man is in a bar with a drink A lorry driver come in a gulp the guys drink down The man starts crying the lorry driver says"don't cry I will buy you another" The guy says "it's not that: Today I woke up late for work and when I finally got there my boss fired me so I get in my car to go home and it wont start so I walk home while it's raining and when I got in I found that my wife was sleeping with the gardener so I came down here and asked for some poison and you went and drank it"

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Why did the small child fall off a cliff? Because it was stupid

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Why did the woman drop her baby? she had a stroke.

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It is green and it is attached to a fence? Green paint

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Knock knock! Who's there? Your neighbor My neighbor who? I already told you, it's pronounced "Wu". I'm very sorry, Mr. Wu

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What do you call a Colombian who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

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Q:A man has 100 chocolate bars he eats 93 of them. What has he got now? A:Diabetes

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What has 5 legs, 4 eyes, and 8 stomachs? Nothing.

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Stop being racist!Be a panda. They are black white and asian!!!!

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Pickles

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream cone? He got hit by a bus.

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