- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Lamborghini mercy, yo chick she so thirsty Swerve, swerve

What di the wrecking ball say to the house? Duck!!!

Q; Why was the man loosing his hair? A; Because since he was at an older age, he was going bald.

How many women does it take to change a lightbulb? None, let the bitch cook in the dark.

Yo mama is so fat that you are constantly ridiculed by the local kids and constantly hope that the obesity isn't hereditary.

Knock knock Who's there? No-one who??? Silence

Women's rights.

When life gives you lemons,you say thank you.

What do u call a black pope? A poooooopppp!

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was in the oven

What's worse than an empty bottle of Yoohoo? Literally nothing.

what happened to the chicken that crossed the road? it got hit by a taco truck

cut it out ..but i dont have a scissor

- How do you keep an idiot in suspense? - How? -......

If I have 10 ice cubes and you have 11 apples, how many pancakes can hit the roof? ...Purple!! Because aliens don't wear hats.

My friend may look like a circle but..... ......He's actually a square.......

Why did the man die? He jumped of a bridge and then got run over by a train.

What is the difference between a grape and an elephant? They are both grapes, except for the elephant.

why was the horse sad his wife had terminal cancer

What does Osama Bin Laden and the typical Western man have in common? Extensively modern pornography collections.

what do rappers cover? ->CANDY CREDITS: ANUJ NARAYAN VARMA from Leland high school

why was the girl in the corner with a knife? she's an emo

Why did the japanese bomb pearl harbor? they wanted to weaken the US naval fleet to stop the US embargo on oil being shipped to japan

A Jew, a Muslim and an atheist meet at the same bus station. A religious argument breaks out shortly and the three board their respective buses angry and upset. They were a really bad example of religious tolerance.

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