I like my women like I like my coffee... Without a penis.

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Yo mama is so fat, that she recieves an allowance due to being physically disabled.

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What does D.N.A. stand for? Deoxyribonucleic Acid

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Why didn't the 13 year old boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

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Q: Why did Hellen Keller's dog run away? A: The backyard gate was left open

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What did the farmer say when he lost his pig? Wheres my Pig?

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What did little Robbie get for Christmas? AIDS

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A baby crawls into an abortion clinic.

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What do you call a women with two black eyes? Someone trapped in the cycle of violence that is domestic abuse. The few friends and family members she still speaks with tell she should leave. They don't know about the last time she threatened to leave him, when he held a gun to her throat and screamed "You try an leave me I'll kill you and your precious god damn babies!" Now she suffers silently for fear of what he might do to her family, but is increasingly worried about the way her husband has begun looking at their 13 year old daughter. Every night she kneels at the foot of her bed and prays for death, over the sounds of her own sobbing and her husbands drunken rage. Also she is a slow learner.

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A rebellious teenage boy throws a dozen eggs on the street, now he has no eggs.

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Lets make like trees and stand still

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Why did the cow puke up his grass? Because it is necessary so that the cow can re-chew his food to aid with the digestion.

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Why did the man say how was your day? because it was the end of the day

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how do you kill a mexican? make him go to the cicus

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sixty....eight.

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Whats the difference between a duck? One of its legs are both the same.

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What did the girl with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer .

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Why couldn't the black man get home? His car broke down, and Goodyear was closed.

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Brittney Spears

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potato farming

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The Economy

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Life is like a box of chocolates, it doesn't last as long for fat people...

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whats the difference between a black man and a bench a bench can support a family

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Knock Knock, Who's there? Satan. Oh **** go away.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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