Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog.

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ring ring young man: dad? mom's dead? woman: i think you dialed the wrong number young man: .......oh im sorry, you're absolutely right, silly me! woman: don't worry about it. young man: (chuckles) click

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What do Jews, Jehovah's Witnesses, Slavs, Gays, and Retards have in common? The Holocaust.

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It's kind of hard to die when you're in a freezer.

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a man and a woman are standing at a bar. they have a few drinks and then go home and die.

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I enjoy telling anticlimactic jokes Very much.

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What`s that CREAM that comes out of you when your mom puts a WHIP on you with a switch? WHIPCREAM!

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2 muffins are in the oven. After about 15 minutes, they both died.

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why is 6 afraid of 7?? because 7 8 9

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WTF BOOOOOM

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What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? I can't stick my dick in a watermelon.

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What did the penny say to the other penny? Nothing, because pennies can't talk.

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What's black, over twelve inches long, and has a hard time fitting in tight spaces? my double stroller.

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If anybody wants a free RuneScape account, the username is Antbongton and the password is fluckaduck

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Your mom goes to college

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Games stop telling me to press any key to continue. That key doesn't exist.

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What makes Stephen Hawking such a lame scientist??? A: he has a disabling disease. It's called ALS.

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your moms so fat... she ways like 300 pounds.

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How did the blonde screw in a lightbulb? She didn't, she fell and broke her neck and went to a hospital. Thus you should not laugh.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Well neither has he.

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ruddell and dodds anal

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What time is it when an elephant sits on your car? 12:00

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The doctor said he had good news and bad news. I asked for the bad news first. He said, "You have AIDS. I asked what the good news was. He said "You will only have it about a year."

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knock knock, who's there? you goodbye

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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