What do you call a horse, a cow, a pig, a sheep, a dog, a cat, and a mouse all walking in a straight line? Animals

Why did the baby cross the street. Because he was attached to the chicken.

Why didn't the 13 year old boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

What's a golfer's favorite sandwich? Well, it depends on the golfer

A boy goes into Mourne View and meets a girl what happens next? He's now a father living off of the dole.

Shoot for the moon. Even if you miss, you'll probably just land back on earth.

why did the old woman die? Because she was too old to live

A bear walks into a bar. Four people were taken to the hospital and there was one fatality.

what did the man with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? cancer.

planking.

Q: What is long and hard? A: The gun used to kill my parents.

What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

Why did Susie fall off of the swing? She was hit by an asteroid.

Do you wanna build a snowman? Person: do you wanna live * or nah

Why did the man throw the clock out the window? Because he was angry and frustrated with the people in his life, and the ringing clock was the first thing he noticed in his depressed rage.

George W. Bush

Why can't Jesus eat M&M's? Because they keep falling through the holes in his hands.

Why did the man have cold feet on his wedding day? The wedding was outside in the winter.

What's white and can't climb a tree? A refridgerator What's white heavy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A polar bear

Guess what's funny? People voting for their own Anti joke.

The Economy

what did the black man do for his family? nothing

a duck walks in to a Chinese restaurant and the cut his head off

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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