viki has 10 penises around her she eats 8 of them what does viki have? viki has AIDS

What did the mute say to the deaf man? Nothing. He's a mute.

What do you get when you put a baby in a blender? A life sentence

Your feet are so big your gonna need bigger shoes.

How did the poor young women get Aids? She got raped.

Did you hear about the red ship and the blue ship that collided? Everyone on board died.

Two men walk into a bar. The third one ducked.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he lost his grip on the branch and was unable to reach another before reaching the ground.

Roses are brown Violets are brown everything is brown Who shat in my garden?

What did the black kid get for Christmas? A Derrick Rose jersey.

Yeah, totally.

How do I recover from my Pokémon addiction? Catch 'em All!

A stop sign walks into a bar. Looks like somebody invented walking stop signs.

why did the chicken cross the road? it didn't it got hit by a bus.

Hey Jim? What? Pass the stapler.

What's the difference between an alcoholic and a drug dealer? An alcoholic is an extremely corrupted, and unhealthy living person. Though so is a drug dealer... They are both very harmful situations in many ways.

Q:what do you call a black guy with a gun A:racial equality in our nations armed forces

How do you keep an extraordinary magician from performing his show? Replace his shampoo with battery acid

roses are red, violets are not, this poem makes no sense. Bananas

Herman Cain

What do you call a fly with no wings? A fly.

whats pale and white your ass.

why was the Jewish child sad? He was recently abandoned by all his family.

So I'm balls deep in this turkey dinner....... then i proceed to ejaculate into it and ruin my family's Thanksgiving along with their perception of me.

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