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A duck walks into a bar, the bartender asks "What'd you want?" the duck responds "A miller lite please" promptly after that the bartender was tested for mental insanity because he thinks ducks can talk.

What do you call a kid with no arms, no legs, and an eye patch? Names

Q: What's the longest word in the dictionary? A: According to the Oxford English Dictionary (second edition), it is "Pseudopseudohypoparathyroidism."

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Do you like fishsticks? If so you are not a homosexual fish as fishsticks are a frozen food rather than fish genitalia.

Why did the old lady but her Jelly In her roller skates and dress them up like a doll? She has Dementia

What do you call 100 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean 100 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean

A Nazi ran into a Bar.

Your mama's so stupid she brought syrup to the quidditch world cup because she heard there would be quaffles!

Q: how do you get a man with one arm out of a tree? A: shoot him

Why was the white man arrested? He was a rapist.

A straight man walks into a lesbian bar. He quickly realizes his mistake and leaves.

Why did the Jew ask for a napkin? something funny about the holocaust

Your dad is so gay, he does not have a girlfriend.

What do you call an illegal citizen from the Middle East? Someone seeking a better life in a democratic country after suffering in a communist government for his entire life.

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What's flatter than a pancake? The baby I just ran over.

What do u say to a blond when she says what a name. i love u baby i hate u baby.

Yo Momma is so ugly she probably doesn't have any friends.

what is black and looks like a mushroom? a black mushroom

A man walks into a bar. Now, that's unheard of !

A black guy moves in to your neighborhood. The housing values plummet due to the current economic recession.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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