GONNA

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Why was the woman poor at driving? Because she had not yet passed her driving test.

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womens rights!

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Rebbeca black walked into a bar on Saturday

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2 blonds are driving on the road on their way to Disney Land. They come to the sign that says Disney Land left so they started crying, turned around and went home.

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What do you call someone who's black? A person you asshole.

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how many jews can you fit in a honda civic 1 in the driver seat, 1 in the passenger seat and 3 in the back properly fixed with safety belts.

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What do you say to a black man who is in your house at night-time, carrying your television? Sir, may you please put down the television as it belongs to me and I worked hard to earn the money to buy it. If you do not I will have to contact the authorities to deal with you in a correct and fair manner.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Beacuse it was dead.

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how did the dinosaurs die? they got old

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Uh, erm, uh...I don't know.

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What do you call a fish without an eye? fsh.

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Yo' mama so stupid, she has a lower IQ than the average person.

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How can you tell Egyptian Bees are tired? When they put down their suitcases and yell "IM Tired!"

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Q: How do you fit a giraffe inside a refrigerator? A: You can't, it is physically impossible...

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Yo mama so fat she has an increased risk of blood clots!

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An elderly lady walks into an elevator. She falls over and I kick her in the head.

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i said why are you disliking me he said its anti joke

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Why did Suzy fall of the swing? -she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Not Suzy

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WNBA

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George Bush.

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What do you call a black guy flying a plane. A pilot

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a fat man eats porkchops all day ling shit a just craped my pants

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once three middle easterns were walking down the street bomb bomb bomb

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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