What do a bunch of dead babies look like in a blender? I don't know I was too busy masturbating.

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Why did the lizard turn blue? He was low on oxygen.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, cheeseburger.

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Why did the fireman wear red suspenders? Because they were part of his uniform.

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tw10xa_xtNg

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Your Mama is so stupid She shot herself by accident and died. Your family has not stopped mourning since

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Three blind men walk into a bar but they were unaware of their surroundings so to derive humour from them would be exploitative.

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why do girls like 77? ................ ...................... ................. ...................... ................ becuz they get 8 more :P

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When I'm through with you... They will never find your body... And even if they did... All they find would be teeth!!!

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I use to be an adventurer like you! Then I got bored.

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Why did the gorilla leave the zoo? He didn't, he was released.

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roses are red violets are blue last time I saw u were in a zoo don't worry ill be there to not in a cage but laughing at u

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what has a huge nose and is jewish??? Henery Miller!!!!!

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What's meaty and has a poof? A meatball with a bubble.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Some poems don't rhyme, This one doesn't.

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What's better than Justin Bieber's new hit single, "Baby"? Everything

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if u have a problem with this then comment !!!!!!!!!!!

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Sit on Santas lap Boner

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God lets 3 people from hell come into heaven every year on chisrtmas based on how bad their last day on earth was. Its chistmas and god is standing a the gate of heaven and the first person comes up and god says, "Tell me what happend to you on your last day on earth" and the man says, " i thought my wife was cheating on me so i went to my apartment to check on her and i saw a man on the deck so pushed him off but i didnt know it was my brother. he caught onto the railing so i smashed his fingers with a sledge hammer and he fell 200 ft. Sadly he landed on a bush and survived and so i took the refridguator and through it on him but right after i did i had a heart atack" Then god lets him in to heaven. Then he has the next person come up and god asks him the same question. the man replies, " i was at my brotheres house when some crazy guy pushes me off the my brothers deck but luckily my fingers get caught onthe railing, Then the crazy guy takes a hammer and hits my fingers and i fall but land on a bush. Then the man throughs a refridguator and i get killed." God chuckles and lets him into heaven. The next person comes up and says," picture this, naked in a refridguator." excpaination: the man in tthe refriduator was cheating with the 1st mans wife.

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LOOP IN ARE FOR TOYUIL!!!!! HAR HAR HAR!!!!!!!! MOY SAY UHJIN LAK WAQUI SAMPA!!!!!!! WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LOLOLOLOL IT IS SO FUNNY TO JOKE ABOUT!

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Whats worse than ants in your pants? Uncles.

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why was the cow laying down? because little johnny shot him with a 50 calliber

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What's red and creeps up your leg? A homesick abortion.

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killing a baby and putting it in one bucket is one thing... but killing a baby and putting it in ten buckets is just insensitive

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