How many babies does it take to shingle a roof? Depends on how thinly you slice them

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What was the worst part when 3 Mexican men fell off a cliff? They each were active in the community and had jobs.

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So i walk in my house after drinking that night.... my wall is green

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Why couldn't the prostitute count to 70? She grew up in a poor family and couldn't pay for a good education.

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Roses are red, Violets are violet. You guys really suck at making poems...

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Why didn't Dave buy his wife a watch for her birthday? Because she already had one.

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Knock-knock. Who's there? Interrupting Cow. I'm calling the police.

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I love you Itachi Uchiha, please let me lick ice cream off of your body and oh crap you're an anime character and not real never mind

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Pavel Novak

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Penis

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side. knock knock. who's there? the chicken.

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The WNBA

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Whats the difference between a cobra and the hulk? One is my penis and the other one is a cobra.

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whats sad about a jew in a gas tank? nothing.

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i cannot get my penis to rise to the occasion, it is the holocaust tho..

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A man walks into a bar. Realizing that he left his keys in his car, he called a locksmith to unlock the doors. He did not have money to pay this locksmith and was put in prison for his large sums of debt. He was shanked by a fellow inmate and died a few days later in the prison's hospital ward.

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Why are girls large and round? Because they are raised by wild packs of oompa loompas.

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I used to be an adventurer like you, Until I lost both my arms.

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A chinese man, a white man, and a black man are all driving on the freeway. They see each other and wave as they all know each other, and then they focus on the road and drive carefully.

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what did you call a downer in the medieval times? spazalot

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Whats funnier than an anti joke? a real one.

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How did the dog die? It was wet because of the rain so the little boy put him in the microwave for 30 minutes to warm him up

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What do Jews, Jehovah's Witnesses, Slavs, Gays, and Retards have in common? The Holocaust.

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A man attempts to sign in to PlayStation Network... And succeeds, proceeding to enjoy the console's numerous award winning exclusive titles such as LittleBigPlanet and Uncharted 2, along with utilizing the system's Blu Ray capabilities and playing with his friends online in an absolutely free network, on what many consider to be the superior console to the Xbox 360.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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