What's sad about 3 Black Guys in a Camero? It was my car...

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Connor "Rusty" McLeod

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why did little marwisheafuck want a cat for hanukock because her dad had ciilled a black priest that ate free mdicks out of a mshitfuck

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why did the 8 year old want a squirt gun? his parents were on fire

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Which one is hardest?

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms or legs. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally

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If you say gullible over and over again, it sounds like stupidity.

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A priest, a rabbi and a captain are in a sinking ship. The rabbi says let's save the children. The captain says f*ck the children. The priest days do we have time.

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Some dude and his son are driving to school. They get into a car accident so the have to go the the hospital. But when the doctor comes in, the doctor says "I can't oporate on this boy! He's my son!" Who's the doctor? His Mom.

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What do you say to the man with lopsided balls? I am terribly sorry, your condition has most certainly left you socially alienated and confused.

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Why couldn't Maria play Softball? She was born without legs.

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What's the difference between me and you? Dr. Dre

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Beacuse it was dead.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Who the hell named a blue flower "violet"?

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what is white and sticky? glue.

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What type of food was the black guy eating? fruit, he is on a diet

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What do you call a black guy in space? An astronaut

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What do you call a black armless legless man I Don't know but im kind of hungry

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A Muslim terrorist walks onto a bus, with the mindset to blow him and the other 27 people up*. Before he steps onto the bus, he realizes the error in his ways and decides to not follow through. He goes to the airport instead.

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Roses are red Violets are blue This line doesn't rhyme Neither does this one.

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What do you call someone who's black? A person you asshole.

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Why was the man afraid of the cat? Because he is allergic to cats and might die if he gets too close to it.

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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a blind guy walks past a fish market and exlaims.. "it smells like a fish market"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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