- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Who won the fight of two black guys and a white guy? A: The black and white guy because two is better than one.

jess yawns with no hands in front of her mouth. true story.

What did the mother say to her baby? These little piggies taste good!

what did the joke say to the anti-joke? do you want to fight

Your mom

What is black and hangs from a tree in my backyard? My neighbors children.

I scream. You scream. We all scream.

How do you make a professional wrestler cry? You could stab him repeatedly with a box cutter and demand his social security number, but I wouldn't suggest it. He would most likely beat you up.

Q. what did the refuge from uganda say to his mom when he was riding his bike A. look ma no hands.....

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead. why did the frog fall out of the tree? because it was stapled to the monkey,

What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage

How do you make a kids fall off a swing? Throw an axe at them

A guy walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a soda. The bartender says, "We don't serve soda." The guy then says, "oh", and walks out.

Why did the monkey scream? He was hungry

An English couple walk int a Portuguese bar. They never see their daughter again.

what did the deaf kid get for christmas ? An ipod.

Whats the difference between a duck? One of its legs are both the same.

Women's rights.

Knock knock Come in!

whats more serious than rape... the holocaust

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

What do you call a black man who flies planes? A pilot, what do you call him you freaking racist!?!?!?!?!?

Giving birth to the antichrist

What did the carrot say when he was Chopped. Auch.

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