How many blondes does is take to screw a man? one and a condem

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Stevie wonder walks across the road without looking both ways.

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Your mom is so fat, when she sat on a lump of coal she didn't realize she sat on a lump of coal.

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how much dub would a dubstep step if a dubstep could step dub? purple

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whats the difference between a black person , spook and a porchmoney.... there is none there all stupid stinky n-ag-ger-s

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Knock Knock. Whos there? Death

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whats the hardest part of the vegetable to eat? the wheelchair

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Why did the girl fall off of the swing? They threw a fridge at her.

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Noobz -wondering why your valid anti-joke is getting voted down? Simply because it's a repeat, someone else has already submitted it. Only the original is valid for positive to votes. The regulars on here willallvote a repeat down immediately. I have 3 accounts set upwith different IP's just to do that. You have been warned. Search first mo fo's

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What's worse than a School Bus accident? The Holocaust.

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Why do cows have tails? Because my pet rock stopped breathing.

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Ask me if I'm a tree Are you a tree? No.

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What do you call a disabled Jew? His name

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2 peanuts were walking down the street, one was a salted .. the other was raped

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Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

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whats worse than your brother dying in a car accident? finding out the rest of your family was in there

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Why did the man drink water? Because he was thirsty

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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what is the difference between a black person and a picnic bench? A picnic bench can support a family.

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The seven dwarfs were in a sauna feeling happy. So Happy got up and left.

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Teen pregnancy

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Can I touch it?

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Hitler was a pretty good guy I guess

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven had a raging hard-on and was leering at him.

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