why did the chicken cross the road Kill yoself

Lightening never strikes the same place twice. But it killed both my parents.

Two muffins were in an oven. Neither of them said anything because they are inanimate objects. After they were finished baking, they were pulled out and set to cool on a counter to be eaten at a later time.

Knock knock Whose there? you you who you know who you are

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why did bully fall of his bike He was eaten by a fridge

Why did Rose throw the clock out the window? Because she's a moron.

Whats the difference between christians and nazis? one suppressed human rights and caused millions of deaths. the others were responsible for the holocaust.

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There's no "i" in tim.

whats stupid and likes dumb jokes? you.

what do you call a dog with no legs? doesnt matter what you call him, he aint coming!

A boy watches as a firefighter saves a little girl from a fire and looks at his mom saying "I want to be a firefighter when i grow up mommy" The mom looks down and replies "Silly kid you're not gunna grow up you have leukemia."

whats small, black, and crispy? a baby in a drier

Why couldn't the women drive? She was dead

what do you call a slave with a dream of being free? whatever his name happens to be

why did hannibal lector butter up the teacher? he wanted to get a good grade. he also wanted to eat her

What happens when you mix 3 pounds of baking soda, 2 dozen cans of Mr. Pibb cola, and a live tortoise? It makes a terrible mess and your wife gets upset at you for getting the house so dirty. She refuses to clean it up.

Q: Whatcha doin?? A:Ur mom. . .

Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog.

your mamas so old, her social security number is 1!

Did you hear the Joke about the Deaf kid? Neither did he.

Whats worse than The Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

So Mel Gibson walks into a bar, and then everyone left.

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