A Ferrari Enzo and a Toyota Prius were having a street race. The Driver of the Ferrari died after he was hit by a bus.

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Your mum so fat, she died of a heart attack

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A Jew, a Muslim, and a homosexual jump from a cliff to see who gets to the bottom first. Who wins? Society.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 recently got out of prison for violent rape.

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a guy takes viatamins thinking they would help him be healthy he choked and then he died from choking on a jolly rancher

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what's funnier than hell? heaven

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Knock knock? Who's there? Madeline i am back!! :D

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Why couldnt Jimmy swing on the swing? because Jimmy's a fish

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How do you put an elephant in the refrigerator? Open the door and let him in. How do you put a giraffe in the refrigerator? Open the door and let the elephant out then give the giraffe a reasonable amount of time to enter.

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Why did the cow cross the road?..I didn't know the intentions of the cow, but an elderly woman in an automobile experienced a collision with the animal that ended not only the life of the cow but of the elderly woman as well.

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Q .What robin told to batman before they got into the car? A. Get into the car!!

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A Mexican and an Irishman walk into a bar. They have a couple drinks. Then they leave because it turns out that wasn't the bar they were meeting the Jew at.

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What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas. A pool.

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"hey those pancakes look pretty good." "thats a cat steve."

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, go ask the chicken.

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What's big, grey and can't swim? A castle

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What's invisible and smells like carrots? Carrots! ... well if they were invisible..

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If Vegetarians eat vegetables, what do humanitarians eat? Probably both plant life, sea-based creatures, and land-based animals. However, depending on the personal preference of the person, they can also be a vegetarian or not. They could also be cannibals, but the literal definition of humanitarian would go against any cannibalistic traditions due to the fact that humanitarians help others for the benefit of humanity as a whole, eating people would go against such beliefs.

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Whats lemon scented and you shouldn't drink? Bleach

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How does a black man make an anti joke? www.anti-joke.com/submit

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Whats the difference between christians and nazis? one suppressed human rights and caused millions of deaths. the others were responsible for the holocaust.

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Where did Betsy go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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A horse walks into a bar. Bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by it surroundings, and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am a whore, Let's have sex.

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