JESSSSIICCCCCAAAAAA!

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A fat guy at starbucks, waiting for his regular 160lbs breakfest. why is the 10 black kid crying? he's hungry and there is no starbucks in somalia .

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The chicken crossed the road and died. The end.

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The man goes to the doctor after just losing his job because his company went under because of the econmic crisis. His house is being foreclosed because without the money from his job he can't afford to pay for his house. His girlfriend also just left him because of recent conflicts about money issues and how she wanted a family and with him jobless it was just out of the question. Man: "Doctor I could really use some good news" Doctor: "You have aids"

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if u dislike this u r most likely depressed

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a blond applies to college she gets in because she did well in highschool

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Yo mama is so fat, she is thinking of going on a diet.

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roses are black, violets are black, im sleeping

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Why does World of Warcraft advertise on Anti-Joke? Because World of Warcraft is funny in anticlimactic and alternative way

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why did the parakeet eat the cracker? because it wanted to.

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Chuck Norris can beat an eleven-year-old in a fight.

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A horse walks into a bar. Animal control them came and got him out, apologizing for the matter.

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What's the difference between a ferrari and a sack of babies? I don't have a ferrari in my garage.

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who hooked up with Sinead Walker? • Liam Findlay

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What's worse than dropping your sandwich. Dying of pancreatic cancer.

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what worse the 2 dead kids in a van 3 dead kids in a van

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What do you get when you put a frog in a paper shredder? Harshly punished by the Animal Humane Society

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So a black man walked into a bar and ordered a drink. He payed for the drink and couldn't have been more courteous

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why'd the women leave the kitchen? her chain broke

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9/11/2001

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What's worse than losing your job? Getting thrown into the sun.

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Hello

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What did the penny say to the other penny? Nothing, because pennies can't talk.

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I walked into town today and bumped into a butcher, a baker and a candlestick maker. It meant nothing to me because I was never read nursery rhymes as a child due to my parents both dying before I was conceived

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