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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut

Mitt Romney for president.

why do cats hate dogs? because cats were bullied by dogs in highschool.

why did the 1st koala fall out of the tree ? it was dead why did the 2nd koala fall out of the tree ? it was hit by the first koala why did the 3rd koala fall out of the tree ? it thought it was a game why did the 4th koala fall out of the tree ? it was hit by a fridge why did the 5th koala fall out of the tree ? it was inside the fridge

How are you supposed to breath with no air? um jorden sparks you dont?

Knock Knock No one answers....

Knock knock. Who's there? President. President who? The President of the United States.

- How do you keep an idiot in suspense? - How? -......

What's the difference between a mouse and a dinosaur? A lot.

Knock, Knock Knock, Knock Knock, Knock No One's home.

How many beans are in a soup? Who cares i'm starving, Lets Eat!!!

Did you see Ray Charles's house? No. Yeah, neither did he.

If youve ever seen the wizard of oz movie and family guy, then u get what i mean. Hes a PHONY! a BIG FAT PHONY!

why couldn't the blonde change the light bulb? because he chose the wrong sized screwdriver from his tool box

jess yawns with no hands in front of her mouth. true story.

Q: Why is the sun so bright? A: Because it reads books!

Why aren't Anti Jokes funny? Cuz they're against my religion.

How many babies does it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you throw them.

Why did the monkey eat his own poop? Because there was minimal resources where he was so he resorted to eat his own fecal matter

Why did the kid cross the road? He was strapped to a chicken!

what do u call a gay bird a gaybird

Why didn't Sally eat the meatballs The meatballs ate her

Why did the Mexican cross the border? He was being deporting because he over stayed his visa and is now an illegal immigrant

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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