GRAAAAAAAAAAAR.

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Why did the young boy say "Fuck"? He has Tourrete's

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Girl: Do you like me :D Boy: No Girl: =( Boy: You didn'y ask me if i loved you Girl: :D Do you love me Boy: Naw

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Knock knock. Who's there? You're adopted.

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What's green and if it falls out of a tree it kills you? A pool table.

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What do you call a fat ethiopian. Impossible

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How can you tell your woman is cheating on you? When you witness her having sexual relations with another man that she is clearly enjoying.

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why did the man paint his house? because he never wanted to paint his house

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Q:Why did the man get hit by the car? A:He was standing on the road.. ;DDD

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Q: How do you get a clown to stop smiling? A: Hit it with an axe

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what does the doctor say to the patient. you have cancer

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You hear about that old man that died on the news? It was my grandfather... oh...

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Why was jimmy crying? He had a frog stapled to his face

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The Charlotte bobcats.

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Why did the unicorn cross the road? i dont know. unicorns arent real

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a house red. Babies, especially dead ones cannot paint.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 took 9 behind an alley and raped her.

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roses are red, violets are violet

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What's the difference between Mitt Romney and a cheese grader? How the hell should i know?

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skjer;nf;oashfaefaohesf oiqeshLACLAHN IS SUTRP SD] make it shorett and swert

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What do you do when a blonde throws a hand grenade at you? Run.

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A man walks into a bar and the bartender says "Sorry sir we're closed" So the man goes: "Oh, okay. I wasn't sure if you guys were open till' 10pm tonight" and the bartender goes "No, thats only on the weekends" The man thanks the bartender and proceeded to leave the bar. He now knows the arrive earlier the following day.

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knock knock use the doorbell. our door has a hive of bees in it. three ambulances and a pest control squad was at the house five minutes later.

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What did the lover say to his lover? I love you

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