- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You know George Washington? He died.

Why don't Mexicans sneak back across the border? Because there are more opportunities and free stuff here. Why would they want to leave, especially at the risk of getting caught for crossing in a sneaky fashion?

Q: Why did the plane crash into a mountain? A: The pilot was a tomato.

Whats funnier than 24? 25

Flab

Why didn't the boy finish his homework? He was in a coma.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree ... Because it was dead

Why was the kid underwater? He hit a rock.

What do you call a dumb Asian? An Asian who lacks education.

1500 Jews were ordered to walk along a straight path whilst in the midst of a blizzard. How close did they ever get to the end? What end? They marched until every last bit of their rotten flesh was driven from their weak bodies. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

What's black and white and red all over? A cow being processed

whos gay? you are

So anyways, can I have the last comment or not?

Justin Bieber is a talented singer.

what did the girl do when she saw a spider in her bathroom? she peed.

knock knock, who's there, white, white who, white van, RUN!

I don't always finish my sentences but when I do...

Who lives with josh moran? A gay asian

How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb in WW2. None, the Nazis toke away the power and left them to die a Horrible and painful death.

john liked the paper........ so he took it

Chuck Norris can drive a car using just his hands and feet!

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was tied to the first monkey.

When life gives you: High Fructose Corn Syrup,Citric Acid, Ascorbic Acid,Maltodextrin, Sodium Acid Phosphate, Magnesium Oxide, Calcium Fumarate, Yellow 5, Tocopherol, and less than 2% natural flavours... Make lemonade.

What did Squidqard say to Spongebob? Shut up.

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