- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock? Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Knock knock? Who's there? Orange. Orange WHO? Knock knock? WHO'S THERE?! Orange Williams. Sorry, I suffer from debilitating OCD.

I am not racist, racism is a crime! Crime is for black people.

Knock Knock Who's there? Nobody, you got ding-dong-ditched

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust

how do you wake up lady gaga? scream in her ear.

What is the difference between a grape and an elephant? They are both grapes, except for the elephant.

cow: MooooooooMoooooooo trafic light: beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep man:AHHHHHHHHHHH GET THIS FAT THING OF, OF ME NOW cow: MOOOOOOO (you shouldnt of said that or i wouldnt of swallowed you) man:TELL MY WIFE I LOVE HER (L.W)

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

Why did the man jump off of the cliff? Because he was suicidal.

Nickelback.

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They gave here a timeout, like any other sensible parent would.

How many jews died in a gas chamber? None because the holocaust is a myth.

-Knock Knock -Who is it? -Your father, i forgot my keys.

A man walks into a bar... And orders a drink

How did Hitler die? He saw his gas bill

Whats worse than the holocaust? Finding an apple in your worm.

What is white on the top and black on the bottom? Society

What happened to Jim. He died his funeral is tomorrow.

A robbery occurred at Temple University, the perpetrator is an African-American male, 5'11", wearing jeans and a black sweatshirt. Be on the look out and notify the police if seen

how do you say desk in spanish? escritorio

Roses are red Violets are blue What was I saying? Oh yeah, your adopted.

Don't go to the last anti-joke page, they're all terrible or repeated I hope this isn't one of them

Why was the crocodile depressed? It wasn't; given the primitive anatomy of the reptilian brain, modern biopsychoneurological evidence suggests that reptiles feel only basic emotions such as fear or anger.

What do you call it when a black guy runs down a hill? A male of African descent sprinting down a geographical landform that extends above the surrounding terrain.

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