Why did the chicken cross the road? Loss of habitat.

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What's the difference between video games and a naked chick? The Holocaust.

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An Asian oceanographer went scuba diving in the Pacific Ocean. Three days later the coast guard found his remains torn apart by sharks.

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Why couldn't the 10 year old see the Pirate Movie? Because he was dead...

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how many jews did hitler kill during the holocaust? too many jews

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Banana(s)

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only downer about having sex in the dark is........................ when u look out window and guy u thought u were sleeping with waving and laugh

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Mean while... at Jerry Sandusky's house

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Why do you never hit a black man with your car? Because that's vehicular homicide.

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What do you call a box with a dead Jew in? A coffin.

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josh roberts you speccy cuunt

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What do you call a fish that is missing an eye. fsh.

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How come Pluto and Goofy are both dogs, but Goofy can talk and Pluto can't? Goofy sold Pluto into slavery in exchange for the power of human speech.

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One night you tell your mom to make you a sandwich, the next day in school you ate a delicious peanut butter and jelly sandwich for lunch

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A young couple just gave birth to their first child and the doctor says, "I’ve good some good news and some bad news, what do you want first?" "Give us the bad news first", the parents reply. "Your baby has red hair", says the doctor. "Well whats the good news", ask the parents. "It’s dead", says the doctor.

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What is the best thing since sliced bread? Sliced butter.

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How do you get them out? Tortilla chips

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How do you kill a fly? Shoot it

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[Enter Funny-Anti Joke Here] [Enter Retarded Answer Here]

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Your mother is so fat that her doctor recommended that she exercise regularly and eat foods with nutritional value.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was an animal of minimal intelligence and didn't know of the underlining risks involved in crossing a high speed passage for cars and other road baring vehicles, the presence of the chicken in the road also prompted further danger for the drivers involved in the situation. This resulted ultimately in not only the death of the chicken in hand, but also caused two cars, one with a male driver aged 35 and the other with a female driver aged 42 and her two children, to collide. This cost hundreds of pounds in damage for the male driver, who escaped with minor injuries, and the death of one of the woman's children. The whole event was an unnecessary disaster.

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If you're a man, why don't you want to drop the soap in prison? The shower floors are disgusting and carry bacteria. No way would any person -- man or woman -- want to touch it.

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What is brown, smells like shit and on fire? A muslim after the bomb vest malfuctioned!

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm not a very good poet

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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