Knock, Knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who, Your Doctor, you have 5 months to live

A seal walks into a club.

What did the man say when he dropped an apple on his foot? That might have caused some minor discomfort had I not been wearing shoes.

Whats worse than jackass 2.5? Jackass 3-D

Why dose not the cat bark? Because it's a cat!

Where did little Sally go after the explosion? Everywhere

What did Abe Lincoln say before he gave the Gettysburg Address? No one knows, its not documented.

Why did the black guy smell so bad? Because he accidently jumped into a pool of garbage disposal.

Knock knock Come in!

Who taught Chuck Norris? -Chuck Norris

Whats worse than being gay? Nothing.

What do you call five white guys sitting on a bench? THe NBA

what happens when you mix a black guy and a Mexican? nothing, it is physically impossible to "mix" people.

A man walked into the bar and ordered a drink, drank it then stood up and left remembering that he once had a drinking problem and had overcome it.

What's black and white and red all over. Half a zebra

What is black, white, and red, and can't turn around in a hallway? A nun with a spear through her head.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind.

Q: Why happened to the dead whale? A: It was shot by Asian pochures.

What did the kettle say to the pot? Nothing, inanimate objects can't talk.

Why does the cool aid man make it look so easy to break through? -To Get to The Other Side!!!!!!

Why did the 40 year old man quickly close his web page when his wife called his name? Because he had to leave.

A Jew walks into a bar. He sits down for about half an hour, enjoys some drinks and calls a taxi to take him home.

what does a nazi and the witch from hansel and gretal have in common, they both put people in ovens.

How do you beat someone in a video game? You win it.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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