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The real Justin Beiber reallly followed me on twitter I deleted my account, set my computer on fire, scattered the ashes and killed myself

A man walks into a bar... and recieves a concusion and short-term memory loss

Why did the japanese bomb pearl harbor? they wanted to weaken the US naval fleet to stop the US embargo on oil being shipped to japan

What did the great political leader say in order to calm the riot. There were no definable words. He merely screamed as the riot swallowed him and tore him apart.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was in the oven

So a man was walking down the street with bananas in his ears when he saw one of his friends coming the other way. When they met up the one friend asked, "Hey you know you've got bananas in your ears?" To which the man replied "What? I can't hear you, I have bananas in my ears."

Two muffins are in the oven, one looks at the other and says, "it sure is hot in here." The other responds, "AAhHH a TALKING MUFFIN."

What do you call a guy who acts straight but is really not? Verl.

What happens when you pour Red Bull on a butterfly without wings? It drowns......

How do two blondes stay alive at the bottom of a pool for 30 minutes? They don't and they died

why do girls like 77? ................ ...................... ................. ...................... ................ becuz they get 8 more :P

What do you get when you mix a fox and a sloth? a..FOTH

What happened to the man who was hit by a car? He was immediately rushed to a hospital and was reported to have a broken femur dislocated shoulder and several broken ribs. The driver was later found and was declared driving under the influence of alcoholic beverages and the victim's family sued the driver for the medical costs. The driver was arrested and was sent to a detention center for 3 months and the victim made a complete recovery.

What do you call a black guy in a prison? A warden. You racist.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the baby cross the road...? cause he was chained to my bumper

What do you do when you see a one legged black man? Stop laughing and reload.

Did you know Dr Pepper isn't really a doctor?

Why did the jew break his iPhone? He dropped it when i shot him in the face.

How do you catch a squirrel? Use a live, humane trap, and release it back into the wild afterwards.

What do you call a school bus full of white kids? A school bus.