Knock knock Come in!

Why didn't the depressed girl go on facebook? She was dead

What di the wrecking ball say to the house? Duck!!!

A: Knock knock! A: Who's there? A: Forever A: Forever who? A: Forever Alone

Why did James come back to drive the boat again this year? Because he likes driving boats and towing passengers

What did the parrot say to the cow? Moo

An English couple walk int a Portuguese bar. They never see their daughter again.

If you are going down the road in your boat and the pedal falls off how many cheese burgers can you eat 21 because a motorcycle doesnt have doors.

what did the black man do for his family? nothing

Whats worse than jackass 2.5? Jackass 3-D

why did the man scream? he stubbed his toe on a door

Q: What do you call a plane with no wings? A: An unfinished plane.

a duck walks in to a Chinese restaurant and the cut his head off

whats worse then finding out your girlfriend cheated on you.. -9/11

What did the goat say to the dolphin dogs don't lay eggs

Knock Knock. Who's there? Guitar. Guiar who? Violin.

8=D

Why was the woman sad? Because her son died.

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a shoe sale at JC penny on the other side

MICHAEL

George W. Bush

Roses are grey, violets are grey, im a dog

There was a seal and polar bear on the same iceberg. The polar bear turns to the seal and says "Roar!!" Then the polar bear ate the seal.

Why does Jerry sandusky like little boys? Because each and every intellectual human being have different interests

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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MOAR??

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