Why don`t women need watches? Because in our modern society, there are many clocks in most locations.

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What is the main contrast about different banks? None, they all take your money!

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timmy: a duck walks up to a lemon stand and says to the man running the stand hey... Paul: what r u talking about its duck it can't talk

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Q: Why was Seven afraid of Eight? A: He was octophobic.

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Roses are bacon Violets are red I have a gun I'm not very original.

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Looks through the peephole.

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why did the boys voice get so deep? He just went through puberty

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Why did the gambling addict go into the casino? To use the bathroom

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Whats the difference between peanut butter and jam? I can't peanut butter my dick into someones ass

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Knock knock. Who's there? James. James who? You know, from across the road? But where's the punchline? This isn't a joke. Isn't it? No. Can you still add a punchline? OPEN THE DOOR!

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A fat boy walked into a party

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what do you call an icy road? dangerous.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Dwayne. Ok... come in.

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Where did Jimmy go after the bombing? Everywhere.

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What did the bus driver say to the black man? I like your shoes.

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How did the blond die? Substance abuse

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Why do black men run faster then white men? Because they practice more and some simply want to improve themselves in the sport more then other men. Of course, some white men are faster then some black men, so the whole question in general is not true. You should not believe everything you read on here.

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What did the dog say to the human. "Woof."

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Why did a monkey fall out of a tree? He was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of a tree? Gravity. Why did the third monkey fall out of a tree? He was stapled to the second monkey.

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A man walks into a bar and says, "Ow."

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Where did Sally go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it lacks the cognitive reasoning ability necessary to determine that walking into oncoming traffic will surely result in death

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Whats the worst part about being fat? Your fat.

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I cant think of one (._. )

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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