What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple. What's worse than that? Dying. What's worse than dying? Finding three worms in your apple.

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Dani Barton is a heart breaking 13 yr old.

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want to go home? yea

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Why did the old lady but her Jelly In her roller skates and dress them up like a doll? She has Dementia

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Two robots walk into a bar, just kidding, they have Polio.

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Whats the difference between a black man and a white man? Their skin color

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did you know the leading cause of funerals is death?

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Women's rights.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The Gestapo.

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Whats worse than ten babies in one bin? One baby in ten bins.

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What is worse

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A Jew doesn't walk out of the Holocaust.

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what do you call a shoe with legs? roadrunners.

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What is funnier than 9 black fellas dead in a trashbin? 1 black fella dead in 9 trashbins.

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Q, Where did Rebecca Black go to eat? A. TGI Fridays

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A black guy moves in to your neighborhood. The housing values plummet due to the current economic recession.

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What's the difference between Jews and boy scouts? Boy scouts come back from their camps

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chuck norris is meeeeean to pain.

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The man goes to the doctor after just losing his job because his company went under because of the econmic crisis. His house is being foreclosed because without the money from his job he can't afford to pay for his house. His girlfriend also just left him because of recent conflicts about money issues and how she wanted a family and with him jobless it was just out of the question. Man: "Doctor I could really use some good news" Doctor: "You have aids"

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Knock knock *No one was home*

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How do you stop a plane? Throw flying birds at it.

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What's a boomerang that never comes back to you? A stick. :/

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What's the difference between The Holocaust and baking pizza? Pizza doesn't scream in the oven.

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What do you call 100 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean 100 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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