Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had alopecia.

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a black guy and a squirrel get hit on two different roads. whats is the difference? there are swerve marks by the squirrel.

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A gay man came out 5 years ago, he also has not heard his farts since... He lost his ears in a boating accident that same year

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What's worse than the holocaust? 3,000,000 jews.

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you pick up 10 students from a school, you buy a pish from the fet store, and then drive to new york whos driving the bus? a fat guy with a level 80 org in world of warcraft

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Roses are black biolets are black I colorblind

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alright whoever posted it, like this, then comment your first name

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Why did the chicken cross the playground? To get to the other slide.

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The man who ran behind the bus got exhausted. The man who ran in front of the bus got tired. The first one survived.

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chuck norris won the world series of poker using his superior knowledge of counting cards and calculating probability.

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what do you call a fish without eyes? a fshhhhh

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What is one thing you can't buy at the store? Toast

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GAY PEOPLE

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Drop a brick on her face.

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Q:How do you turn off a Jewish Lamp? A: You press the Auschwitz.

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toast points

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Why was the boy sad? Because he wasn't happy!

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My wife crashed the car while listening to Adele last night. She ended up rolling in the jeep.

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What do You call a black porn star from alaska? By their first or full name depending on your relationship with them and the situation.

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What happens when you cross a dog and a cat? Something.

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A baby seal walks into a club. And is brutally murdered for a hunting round.

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What do you call a deaf person? You don't they can't hear you.

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Why was the little kid bullied? Because his name was Hugh Jass.

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What happened to the latino and asian man in math class when they had a test? They both recieved exceptional scores as they both helped each other study the night before.

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Anti Joke

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