Your mother is so fat that her doctor recommended that she exercise regularly and eat foods with nutritional value.

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[Enter Funny-Anti Joke Here] [Enter Retarded Answer Here]

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm not a very good poet

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What is brown, smells like shit and on fire? A muslim after the bomb vest malfuctioned!

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If you're a man, why don't you want to drop the soap in prison? The shower floors are disgusting and carry bacteria. No way would any person -- man or woman -- want to touch it.

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How do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at it. How do you make it stop crying? You throw another brick at it.

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What do you call a Mexican named Chicee? Chicee

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How did the guy in a wheelchair get up 7 flights of stairs? He didn't.

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The seven dwarfs were in a sauna feeling happy. So Happy got up and left.

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Guy: If you can guess what's in my hand, you can have it. Girl: If it fits in one hand, you can keep it!

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a man walked into a bar, however the bar was in Pakistan so he got shot by terrorists

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What goes gurgle, gurgle, gurgle, POP! A baby in a microwave.

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A van drives into a car. An hour earlier, the man who was driving the van walked into a bar.

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Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy but get in the van

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women playing football?

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A Horse walks into a Bar The Bartender runs for his life as he is tripping on acid and believes the horse is a sheep. He doesn't like sheep.

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your mom is so lesbian that in prder to have you she planted a seed in her vagina because she refused to have sex with a man

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guess what? chicken butt.

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Two men walk into a bar, the third one ducks.

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What did the dead baby say to his mother? Nothing. He's dead.

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What's worse than hearing another Holocaust anti-joke? The Holocaust.

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"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Jeff" "Jeff who?" "Jeff Johnson" "From the office?" "No I work at the dehli" "The one on 6th avenue?" "No, the one on Park." "What do you want?" "Could you open the door?" "No, I don't know you" "Isn't this Mr. Walter's house?" "No, my name is Roger Stevens" "I'm sorry I must be at the wrong house" "What address are you looking for?" "15322 N Gary street" "This is 15323 N Gary" "Oh I'm sorry" "Try knocking across the street" "Thank you"

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Why didn't the man kiss his wife. Because he had no lips.

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