A man walks into a bar. Now I have to kill you, because that's top secret information.

two muffins are in an oven. 30 min. later i ate a delicious treat.

What did the blue man say to the purple lady? Do you want to make purple.

Shoot for the moon. Even if you miss, you'll probably just land back on earth.

What iz stupid? Hibiyav

Your momma is so boss that I work for her.

a dyslexic Satan worshiper sold his soul to Santa

DOWN

How do you make a black man cry? Stab his wife.

dave lee travis walks into a radio station , plays some records , talks randomly , and a good time is had by all.

Hey

Two Jewish men walk into a butcher shop. They don't buy any pork because that is a fundamental dietary restriction placed upon by their religion.

Why did a hipster walks into a health food store? To buy some healthy food.

sixty....eight.

*via text message* Me: Hey Trevor! You at home? Trevor: This is Trevor's mom. Trevor committed suicide today.. Me: OMG! Why?!? Trevor: Because when I gave him a glass of water, it had 3 ice cubes. Trevor doesn't like odd numbers.

Gifted Education classes learning social studies curriculum.

Why did phil krahn go to the store? To get one of those suits

Why doesn't Santa come in the summer? Because it's not Christmas.

How do you catch a squirrel? Use a live, humane trap, and release it back into the wild afterwards.

Q: Why was six afraid of seven? A: I don't know, he didn't tell me.

Why did the man say how was your day? because it was the end of the day

Q: What's the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? A: You can't wear cleats on a trampoline.

What did Billy get for christmas? Nothing he died of lung cancer.

How did the carpenter do on his exam? Poorly so his parents killed him.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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