- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Ding dong... Knocking hurts.

how do you kill jesus? with a knife

Why didn't the depressed girl go on facebook? She was dead

Hellen Keller went to town, riding on a pony, stuck a feather in her hat and called it ERRMMMMM UAHHHHHHHH...

Why did the dyslexic man walk into the bra, he didn't he walked into a bar.

What's black, white, and red all over? A white man's bleeding cancerous tumor.

cow: MooooooooMoooooooo trafic light: beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep man:AHHHHHHHHHHH GET THIS FAT THING OF, OF ME NOW cow: MOOOOOOO (you shouldnt of said that or i wouldnt of swallowed you) man:TELL MY WIFE I LOVE HER (L.W)

A police man, doctor and stage actor walk into a bar. They're identifying the corpse of the stage actor's brother.

Waiter! What's this fly doing in my soup? He's not doing anything, sir. He's dead.

What's the difference between unicorns and black people? Years of slavery.

What do you call a blue duck that speaks? A dream.

One time a man cut off Chuck Norris while driving, and Chuck Norris kindly excused the man's lack of consideration for his fellow drivers.

Why did a guy with schizophrenia does it take to walks into a bar.

what does a nazi and the witch from hansel and gretal have in common, they both put people in ovens.

What is the best way to put out a fire? Stop, drop and have an orgy.

why are niggers afraid of the dark ? because they think that darkness is the only black thing there

What do you call a guy who set's pancakes on fire? Mentally confused, and in need of a psychiatrist.

An Asian woman is driving home from work. She gets in an accident and is killed instantly. Her family is traumatized.

What did the penis say to the vagina? Nothing, genitalia can't speak.

If a wheel falls off a bus whilst travelling down a river, how long does it take to shingle a doghouse? None, because there are no bones in cottage cheese.

What did the downs syndrome say when he walked into the bar? 'nbgzsbjndjgtbnsuzhvcghvdhjdtv.' He has downs syndrome

Okay chan, you can have it then, I am tired.

Happiness is just at the end of the road... Just take a look at how long that road is yeah i wouldnt even try

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