My wife and I have been married for ten years. She is a great care-taker and I couldn't be more happy. Then she asked me to make her a sandwich, I went to the kitchen and into the knife drawer...well I think you can guess what happened after that. I cut the meats, and I made her a sandwich.

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Why is Digimon better than Pokemon? It has a better story and character development.

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Nah

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???????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? I cant make a good joke.

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Roses are gray Violets are gray I am a dog

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How does Michael J. Fox like his Martini? With an Olive

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You: I have a really funny Knock Knock joke but you have to start it. Someone Else: Okay, Knock Knock You: Who's there? (now watch their face as they become confused)

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Jacob Edwards has friends.

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What did the blind man do in the dark room? Nothing, he couldn't see.

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What happened to the latino and asian man in math class when they had a test? They both recieved exceptional scores as they both helped each other study the night before.

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Do you want to hear a joke? Yes? Well that's probably why you came to this site.

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A: Knock knock. B: Who's there? A: I am.

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Jokes are funny.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? It wasn't. Numbers don't have emotion.

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i have 2 penises

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why did Max cry??? chicken

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Why couldn't the 10 year old see the Pirate Movie? Because he was dead...

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Q. How do you kill a fish A. You don't have to BP already did

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"This is not a drill!" - guy holding a hammer

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What did the Sony guy say when he hit the golf ball? PS FOUR!

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Why were the sea hawks fans mad at the Super Bowl? Because why would you throw the ball if you have one yard to go

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Q) What did the Hobo get for Xmas? A) Nothing

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Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

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Of two wrongs don't make a right what do they make? I don't know but three rights make a left

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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