- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red violets are red, the grass is red Holy crap! My yard is on fire!

Why cant stevie wonder see? He is blind

What do you get when you put a baby in a blender? A life sentence

Q: What did the hobo get for his birthday? A: Older.

A girlfriend scolds her boyfriend for "sitting on anti-joke all day." He then explains how it is impossible to sit on something that exists purely in digital form and instead noted it would be more correct to say sitting at a desk all day. She complied and saw the error of her statement.

This is my rifle, this is my gun, one is for shooting, the other is decorative.

Why couldn't the boy see his sick mother? Because he was blind

Why did the chandelier fall on the little boy? Hell if I know, the only person who saw it got hit by a chandelier and died.

Roses are burning, Violets are burning, my house is on fire

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Hey, do you want to play the r.a.p.e game ? NO! That's the spirit

what do you get when you cross a daniel lesiak with nothing? Answer - A gay homosexual

Whats worse than being gay? Nothing.

How many rats live in a llamas stomach? the cats pajamas

What does a squirrel get when it rains? It gets wet.

scenario: 12 men in bikinis throwing snowballs at each other in Africa. Question: Who ate all the world's giant pears? Answer: It was an allergy to noses!!

What's the best part of having a doctor for a best friend? The sex.

whats worse than fining 7 dead babies in 1 trash can? finding 1 dead baby in 7 trashcans!

How do u shit With ur ass

A man went to the doctor and told him he was having the strangest dream. "First I was a tee pee Then I was a wigwam A tee pee, a wigwam. Do you have any idea what could be wrong?" The doctor looked at the man and said "You have aids."

your mom is so stupid she did not do so well on her IQ test

whats worse than bitting into a apple a finding a worm? bitting into ur apple an finding out u have just killed noddy who was hiding in ur apple

You wanna know something that's totally out of this world? The moon

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