- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the elephant cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken

1500 Jews were ordered to walk along a straight path whilst in the midst of a blizzard. How close did they ever get to the end? What end? They marched until every last bit of their rotten flesh was driven from their weak bodies. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

knock knock, who's there, white, white who, white van, RUN!

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They gave here a timeout, like any other sensible parent would.

Why did the man throw the clock out the window? The man's loving family had recently been murdered, and the clock was a constant reminder of their mortality, as it had served as the center of those horrific events.

what do you do when a woman tells you no? cut her tongue out

Q: What is black and hangs from a tree? A: Kevin Towers

Dani Barton is a heart breaking 13 yr old.

How do you confuse a blonde? Tell an Anti-Joke.

Your Mom

A boss walks into a bar and hires the first man he sees. He fires everyone else, no matter what their occupation.

john liked the paper........ so he took it

Do you ever feel, like a plastic bag? No, because plastic bags are man-made inanimate objects.

You're so gay you actively seek homosexuals relationships.

"Knock Knock" "Who's There?" "Sara" "Come in, we will have a cup of coffee in the good company of each other."

What has two thumbs and is very pale? A dead baby.

OGC - tilt your head

What do you call a row of houses that are all different size? A poorly thought out construction project that has enraged townspeople.

Jonny runs with scissors. He gets hit by a bus.

What is Osama Bin Laden's favorite food? I don't know, and to be completely honest I doubt you do either.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the middle of the ocean? SOL.

How many people with ADD does it take to...Oh look! Shiny!!!

What do you call an unexpected pregnancy? A defective condom.

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