- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a blond harvesting penuts a penut farmer.

What happened to the guy who ate an alarm clock at six o' clock in the morning? He puked a lot, and was diagnosed with a horrible digestive disorder.

What do you call a Mexican baptism? A blessed occasion.

why would you thank the KKK because they killed the president

A man goes to lie down on a couch. His wife walks by and sees him, and asks, "what are you doing?" to which he replies, "lying down"

Why did the chicken cross the street? It didn't. It got hit by a car.

What did the white guy say to the black guy wearing a black T-shirt? That's a very nice shirt.

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Why didn't the blonde get into college? She was killed in a car accident.

Roses are red. Violets are red. Everything is red. I soaked it in the blood of small children.

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Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

A person walked into a bar, he saw it was the wrong bar so he leaves...

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How many nails does it take to build a house? As many as it takes to get the job done.

There once was a rose that was red Violets are blue Knock Know who's there? Man I gotta quit huffing glue

What's big, white and can't climb a tree? A refrigerator.

You wanna hear a clean joke? I took a bath with bubbles. Wanna hear a dirty joke? I slipped in mud. Wanna hear an even dirtier joke? Bubbles is a guy..

Shit happens. Correction: feces happens.

You know what isn't funny? AIDS. You know what is? Brittany Spears with AIDS...

How is the difference between a door? Its a chicken, because they don't have wheels.

What do you call a bird on the beach? A seagull.

suck my dick.

what is funnier then a man with AIDS? -nearly anything as AIDS is a serious medical condition and could be potentially lethal

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