Roses are red, Violets are blue, I don't have cancer, but you do. Love, your doctor.

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What did Dela Ware? Nothing.

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Knock Knock, Who's there? Satan. Oh **** go away.

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What's hard and straight going in, and soft and sticky coming out? chewing gum

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Knock Knock Who's There? Ram My Penis Into Ram My Penis Into Who? Me.

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"Roses are Red" "Violets are Blue" That's what they say, But it isn't true. Violets are violet, Now stop sniffing glue!

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An Irishman, a Mexican and an American sit a test. They all pass.

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Why was the jewish girl happy? Her pussy was wet!

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q: Why does my grandpa climbs a phone pole with a bag of bananas? a: He likes to climb and he might get hungry.

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Why does the jailbird sing? It makes Bubba horny.

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why wouldn't the printer print? because it had no ink.

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There are four types of people in this world. I never said I would name them all

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how do you get a emo kid out of a tree? cut him down get it: because he was depressed and so poor that he couldn't afford a hair cut or new clothes. he also had single mother whose boyfriend sexually abused him so he was confused about his sexuality. Then people just called him "emo" and said he was acting out so they ignored him and he never gave him help when he asked for it because they said he just wanted attention so he killed himself

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Why does my friend pick up trash? Because he is a garbageman

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What's funnier than Man on Woman domestic abuse? Nothing.

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Yo momma is so fat that you should really take her to the hospital, i've become very concerned for her.

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Why can't stars marry? Because they are masses of incandescent gas and thus have no feelings.

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Ancient Greeks rights

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solve y = [1 arctan (x)] / [2-3 arctan (x)]

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You won't put that in your ass.... No shit.

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What's the difference between a baseball player on the Yankees, and one on the Red Sox? One was named Jeff, the other wasn't.

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What's worse than dropping your phone in the toilet? Drinking only milk and honey for 7 days and then getting diarrhea while lying chained up completely naked with red fire ants going up your anus and all over your body while you get eaten alive in slow painfully miserable death

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Your hat is not on you head. Where is it On you head

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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