Your mama so fat, that it's starting to affect her relationship with her husband in a negative or harmful way. (CSC)

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What did the racist wife give to her black husband on their anniversary? Golf clubs because he liked to golf.

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i like my women like i like my coffee...big boobs

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A black man walks into a predominantly white bar and is laughed at hysterically, the man is a world class comedian.

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What's 5+7? Piccillo

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You know what's annoying When you suddenly die of a heart attack

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What did the lover say to his lover? I love you

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Penis.

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A man was building a new kitchen for his wife. Just as he was installing the sink, his wife comes running into the kitchen and starts cursing. "What's the matter?" he asks. "Don't you like the new sink?" His wife replies, "I love it. But come quick, there's a spider in the living room!" The man walks over with a paper towel, grabs the spider, and throws it into the garbage. The wife looks at the husband, smiling, and says, "Thanks."

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There is a secret society known as Grandma Elbow. What happened to the boy who tried to leave it? All of his limbs were ripped off and fed to a man eating shark by the name of Nigel Tommy Baker. It didn't hurt that much because the boy was forced into eating the waste products of a donkey before this happened. NEVER LEAVE GRANDMA ELBOw!

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Yo mama so stupid she stole free bread.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, it is unclear what the chicken's motivation to cross the road was.

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Why did the used car salesman stop selling cars? He got fired.

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Why did the girl hang herself? She was constantly bullied in school and on the internet.

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What's brown and sticky? Poo

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Q: Where do you find a dog with no legs? A: Probably right where you left him, since animals with no appendages have no way of mobility

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Whats worse than getting mugged? Getting mugged twice.

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A black man and a Mexican are hired as day laborers by a white man. The black man cleans the house while the Mexican mows and trims the yard. Both are hard-working and attempting to provide for their families in a down economy.

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Why do girls wear perfume? Because they smell and they're ugly

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What did Santa Claus get for Christmas? Non-believers.

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A Christian, a Jew and a Muslim fly in an airplane. They all reach safely to their destination and have a lovely vacation.

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Why is there no African food restaurants in America? Because Africa doesnt have food to begin with

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KNOCK! KNOCK! who knocks like that? all my friends break the door down...oh alright then ill answer i guess WHO IS IT? THE REAPER oh s*** dude! [panic face] NO ONES HOME? "In other news tonight, 2 local men found murdered in their living rooms, after looking up common joke style called antee joke. Police say the door was smashed in an obvious sign of forced entry. They seem to have just mysteriously had sudden heart attacks and fainted. heh heh...hey nancy....why did the chicken cross the road? [=< heh heh" "y" "because he thouroughly enjoyed darting out into traffic" "HAHAHAHAHAHAHA *GASP!* X.x dead face "NANCY! NANCY!.....well in other OTHER news ive just murdered nancy, and thats no joke." *runs*

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Do you know why your mom is so bold? Becaus she's got cancer

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