- Anti Joke

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Why did the cow puke up his grass? Because it is necessary so that the cow can re-chew his food to aid with the digestion.

Q. Why did the man fall off his bike? A. He was hit by a canoe.

A man went to the doctor and told him he was having the strangest dream. "First I was a tee pee Then I was a wigwam A tee pee, a wigwam. Do you have any idea what could be wrong?" The doctor looked at the man and said "You have aids."

Why did the man walk into a bar? I don't know? Ask him. by Burflared

q: Why does my grandpa climbs a phone pole with a bag of bananas? a: He likes to climb and he might get hungry.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? You shouldn't eat Jews, unless your a cannibal for which you should seek psychological help.

Q: What do you call a robot in a concert? A: Electric fan

What do you call a man with no heart? Dead.

A baby crawls into an abortion clinic.

Why do Africans live in slums Because they have aids

what's black, long, and moves around a lot? a van.

Q: What did one tube of glue say to the other tube of glue? A:Nothing. They're tubes of glue. Inanimate objects, such as a tube of glue, however adhesive the contents of said object is, are not capable of advanced speech, let alone basic communication.

Yo mamma so fat that she was chosen to be a contestant on the Biggest Loser and we are all so proud of the amount of weight she has lost.

Whats funnier than killing a black guy. Nothing, it's not funny.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mom is such a slut that she has herpes.

why cant the black man vote? because hes not 18 yet.

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I am not racist, racism is a crime! Crime is for black people.

im a selling a car

Whats the differance between a preist and acne? Acne dosent cum on your face untill your 12