Why did the penguin go to the cookie shop? He didn't, penguins don't eat cookies

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Q:What did the cat say to the dog? A: Meow

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because its coop was on fire.

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what did the frog say to the princess? nothing because frogs do not possess sufficient linguistic skills to communicate with humans

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Q: What's the similarity between puzzles and women? A: Prior to the 1920's neither had the right to vote.

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What goes gurgle, gurgle, gurgle, POP! A baby in a microwave.

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Why was six afraid of seven? It wasn't. Numbers have no feelings.

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What do you call 4 black people at a kfc? A family sitting down for there evening meal

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Why did the chicken cross the road? KFC was closed.

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Ask me if I'm in a tree? No.

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D is for diabetes, Cookie Monster, if you keep this up.

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Why did the elephant fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second elephant fall out of the tree? Because it was attached to the first elephant. Why did the third elephant fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind.

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How do you make a Mexican parade? Contact members of the Latin community and inform them of your wish to organize a parade celebrating their heritage.

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What call a black man flying a plane? A pilot you racist.

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A man walks into a bar, his alcoholism is crippling his family.

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Roses are red Violets are blue You think this will rhyme But it ain't gonna.

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What happened to truck full of watermelons careening down the hill? After panicking, the driver was able to gain composure, and shifting the truck into a lower gear, was able to deliver the track safely to the side of the road at the bottom of the ill, where he sat down alongside of the road under the shade of an apple tree, sucking on delicious watermelon.

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What do you call a tree with all of it's branches down? A tree with all of it's branches down.

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what happened to walt disney when he died? nothing he was frozen and has been for many years now

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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