Q: What do you get when you put an ice cube, a grasshopper, a cell phone battery, and a human finger in a freezer? A: A very strange mix of objects indeed.

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Question : Why did the boy need to change his pants? Answer: During recess, the little boy was running to fast and fell on the ground. Then kid he has been bullying pissed on his leg.

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what's funnier than hell? heaven

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What do you call a guy selling drugs? A pharmacist

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Roses are red,nuts are brown,skirts go up,pants go down,body to body, skin to skin, when its stiff, stick it in,the longer its in, the stronger it gets,it goes in dry, comes out wet, its comes out dripping and starts to sag Its not what you think its a...Teabag

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Why did the child with terminal cancer and leprosy get sent to the principal's office? Because his parents and brother died in a car accident, and the principal though he should be informed.

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Knock knock Who's there? The police, we know you've been pirating movies.

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Why did Jill fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why didn't Jill get up? She had no legs. Why didn't anyone help Jill up? She had no friends.

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roses are green violets are red im shooting heroine into my head

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Rebecca Black.

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Two gay guys go into a bedroom, in different houses at different times.

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Whats lemon scented and you shouldn't drink? Bleach

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How do black people gain access to houses? Through the front door.

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When is a bus not a bus? When it explodes.

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Rebbeca black walked into a bar on Saturday

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Two drunk men were in a bar fight, they smashed beer bottles on each others heads and walked away because it hurt.

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Whay was 6 afraid of 7? 7 had an extra penis

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Roses are brown, violets are brown, who keeps shitting in my garden?

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If a tree falls in the woods, and no one is around to hear it - Is there still a woman in the kitchen?

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A horse, a duck, a pig, and a muslim walk into a bar. The horse ducks, the duck's hoarse, the pig's in a blanket, and the muslim has a can, being surprised how far a can can preach in Chicago. The bartender reminds the muslim that he entered with a swine, and the muslim is embarrased for the horse.

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Why did the boy have a tumor? Because he had cancer.

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Why was johny late to school? He died

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There once was a man from Nantucket, whose dick was so long he could provide women with more pleasure than the average male.

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What happened when the Asian girl got an 89 on her Test? Her parents kicked her out of their house.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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