- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the best way to get a woman to sleep with you? Rape her

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? Because he got hit by a truck

You are gay, homo, stupid and a dick

Q: What is so funny about a dog chasing his tail? A: The dog cannot figue out that it his own tail, and every time he moves so does the tail. Therefore never reaching a satisfying end for the mentaly chalanged mutt.

What do you call a Mexican from Cancun? A cholo.

What's orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot.

Why was the pilot suspended from flight? He was the terrorist who caused 911. OUCHH

Why did the Nigger fuck shit? He was a shit fucking Nigger.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither has he.

Why did the chicken cross the road? There's no way to know. The chicken can't speak any humanly comprehensible languages so any reason we can determine is pure speculation.

what kind of panda eats leaves? the gray one :D

What do you call a dog with no legs? You don't, it won't come.

Yo mama's so stupid, she put the baby in the microwave

What's better than Justin Bieber's new hit single, "Baby"? Everything

Roses are red Violets are blue This difference is due largely to the alteration of the white light wavelenght as it excites the electrons in both flowers and the absorption of most of the other colours of the spectrum.

Why did the mushroom go to the party? He was feeling upset because his wife left him and took full custody of his three kids. His friend cheered him up and took him to the party. At the party, he did a line of cocaine and became a drug addict. He died six months later.

Canada's army

A man comes home early from work to find that his wife is in bed with another man, startled by his presence the wife quickly utters 'it's not what it looks like", the husband however, disregards this comment and later files for a divorce

what do you do if a blonde throws you a grenade. scream. run. hide

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. No, the Holocaust never happened, you're an idiot.

What's worse than dropping your ice cream? The Holocaust

Q: What do you get when you put an ice cube, a grasshopper, a cell phone battery, and a human finger in a freezer? A: A very strange mix of objects indeed.

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