Knock Knock. Who's there? Dwayne. Ok... come in.

What do you call putting a toad in the microwave? Animal cruelty.

Why'd Sally fall of the swing She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not sally

A fat boy walked into a party

A young couple just gave birth to their first child and the doctor says, "I’ve good some good news and some bad news, what do you want first?" "Give us the bad news first", the parents reply. "Your baby has red hair", says the doctor. "Well whats the good news", ask the parents. "It’s dead", says the doctor.

What did the mushroom jock say to the mushroom nerd? your and ugly wimpy mushroom....and i am on steroids

Why did the white guy feel awkward at the black people convention? He didn't know anyone there

Mr. Burns sex scandal.

What is the same about a girrafe, and an ant? They are both REALLY tall. Except for the ant, sorry I lied.

What's the difference between peanut butter and jam? Peanut butter is a food paste made primarily from dry roasted peanuts, while jam is a product made with whole fruit, that is cut into pieces or crushed.

Why did the man not make any change at his job? Because he is Barack Obama.

What is the main contrast about different banks? None, they all take your money!

viki has 10 penises around her she eats 8 of them what does viki have? viki has AIDS

Knock Knock Who's there? The police, your wife just died

Q: Why did the boy cross the road? A: Because he was being chased by a pedophile.

What smells like marjuana and is black? A black man smoking weed

Why did a guy with schizophrenia does it take to walks into a bar.

hey.

What do you call a helicopter above Hawaii? A helicopter.

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I walked down the street. I picked up a quarter. It was shiny. Then I walked to school. I finished school, so I walked home, did my homework, and went to bed. Lesson learned: quadratic formula

There once was a man from Nantucket. He had a huge appendage; his arm has been swollen from birth. What a bummer

Whats better than the holocaust. Darfur

Waiter! What's this fly doing in my soup? He's not doing anything, sir. He's dead.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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