- Anti Joke

Q: What is the difference between a black man and a Park bench? A: A park bench is an inanimate object.

What is funnier than dead babies? Dead babies aren't funny, Carlos Mencia and Tom Bergeron are funny.

Why didn't the bear go snowboarding? It was hibernating

A drunk man walks out of a bar, goes home and abuses his wife.

An old lady and her son walk into a hospital, only to find it covered in TRICERITOPS SHIT!!!!

What happened when the roof fell on a young boy? Nothing. He was an orphan.

What is black, white, and red all over? An interracial couple being murdered

You throw nothing like your mother; she is actually really good at throwing.

Funny joke to play on an elderly woman: Take her cane and push her In front of a bus.

Why did the cancerous elephant cross the road?

What does a Jew do when he sees a masked man at his door? He grabs a phone to alert the police and hides in his bedroom.

A duckling is following its mother, but gets separated. Noticing that her child is lost the mother duck calls out, and the duckling finds her quickly.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The holocaust.

Q: How do you fit 20 babies into a bowl? A: A blender. Q: How do you get them out? A: Tortilla chips.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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That moment when you touch your balls then sniff your fingers and realize it smells good.

if it takes skill to trip over a flat surface, i have no skill...

Why is Alex Mann Fat? Because he doesnt eat healthy food.

Where do rabbais go to shop? At the supermarket like everyone else.

Did you know Helen Keller had a swingset in her backyard Neither did she.

Susie has Autism

Q: What is the difference between a black man and a Park bench? A: A park bench is an inanimate object.

What is funnier than dead babies? Dead babies aren't funny, Carlos Mencia and Tom Bergeron are funny.

Why didn't the bear go snowboarding? It was hibernating

planking.

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