- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the Nigger fuck shit? He was a shit fucking Nigger.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither has he.

What's better than Justin Bieber's new hit single, "Baby"? Everything

What do you call a dog with no legs? You don't, it won't come.

Yo mama's so stupid, she put the baby in the microwave

Who lives with josh moran? A gay asian

Why did little Susie light herself on fire? Answer: She wanted to be warm

Why didn't Jimmy's mum come to the school play? She had a heart attack

Roses are red Violets are blue This difference is due largely to the alteration of the white light wavelenght as it excites the electrons in both flowers and the absorption of most of the other colours of the spectrum.

Knock Knock Who's there? Hitler. Good.

What starts with P and ends in O-R-N? Popcorn.

A man comes home early from work to find that his wife is in bed with another man, startled by his presence the wife quickly utters 'it's not what it looks like", the husband however, disregards this comment and later files for a divorce

what do you do if a blonde throws you a grenade. scream. run. hide

wat did the candle say to the lighter? nothing candles cant speak because they are inamimate objects, even so i think a candle would just scream anyway, would you buy a screaming candle?

What's worse than dropping your ice cream? The Holocaust

Fuck yourself you piece of shit.

Q: What do you get when you put an ice cube, a grasshopper, a cell phone battery, and a human finger in a freezer? A: A very strange mix of objects indeed.

Question : Why did the boy need to change his pants? Answer: During recess, the little boy was running to fast and fell on the ground. Then kid he has been bullying pissed on his leg.

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You are reading this.Ya you the fat one

what's funnier than hell? heaven

How do Chinese people get their names? From their parents.

A Mexican and an Irishman walk into a bar. They have a couple drinks. Then they leave because it turns out that wasn't the bar they were meeting the Jew at.

How does a black guy call to another black guy in Africa? using a telephone

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