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Person 1: Do you want to hear a joke? Person 2: Sure! Person:1: That was the joke... You missed it!!!!!

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So two muffins are in an oven. They get baked.

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Why was the asian so good with computers? Because he spent 8 years in college getting a doctorate in computer programming at the University of Hartford

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Why did the black man walk into KFC? He was terribly hungry and had a reasonable amount of currency with him to purchase food for his well being.

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Trashcan!

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Whats green and fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree you'll die? A pool table.

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So I was talking dirty to this deaf chick right...She didn't hear me.

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What do you call 10 black people on the moon? A problem What do you call 1000 black people on the moon? A problem What do you call the population of black people on the moon? A huge problem

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Noobz -wondering why your valid anti-joke is getting voted down? Simply because it's a repeat, someone else has already submitted it. Only the original is valid for positive to votes. The regulars on here willallvote a repeat down immediately. I have 3 accounts set upwith different IP's just to do that. You have been warned. Search first mo fo's

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What do you call a bird with wings? Redundant.

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How many wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? None. They prefer digging burrows for hibernation.

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What did the lion say to the octopus? Nothing, lions can't talk, and even if they did the chances of a lion and octopus meeting are very slim.

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What is brown and sticky? Poop

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Some people are like Slinkies: they get really boring after a while.

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What happened to the guy who ate an alarm clock at six o' clock in the morning? He puked a lot, and was diagnosed with a horrible digestive disorder.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor?? Where's my tractor?

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Why didn't the boy run the marathon? He was cripple.

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A fat boy walked into a party

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What does a squirrel get when it rains? It gets wet.

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why did the boys voice get so deep? He just went through puberty

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What did the bus driver say to the black man? I like your shoes.

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A boy was constantly getting bullyed at school... so he went home

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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