A man yells at the top of the Grand Canyon, "Heyoooooo" He hears His voice echo multiple times. He yells again, "Heyoooooo" This time he hears his echo and a girl yell "heyo" back to him from within the canyon. He looks down. He falls. A mountain goat breaks his fall. The man is so thankful for the goat. He says, " Thank you goat! You saved my life!" The goat then pulls out a gun, and shoots him thrice. The man dies.

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Whats worst than a worm in you apple? 2 worms in your apple. Whats worst than two worms in your apple? An apple in your Worm. Whats worst than that? I don't know plenty of international tragedies such as plane crashes, and please don't say the holocaust. I was going to say 2 apples in your worm.

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What did the little boy with cancer get for Christmas? Death

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What did the blind, deaf and dumb kid get for his birthday? Broken arms and legs

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ron:jim i cant get the toaster to work jim:dude thats a thats my car!

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Teacher- "Sally Sue, a sentence that starts with I, please."\ Sally Sue- "I is..." Teacher- "no, no, Sally Sue, when you start with I, you must follow it with am." Sally Sue- "I am the 9th letter of the alphebet."

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because he fell off his bike.

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what did the deaf kid get for christmas ? An ipod.

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How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. Mice don't have the strength required to do that.

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What did the carrot say when he was Chopped. Auch.

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You're in a room with your friend, and you see some one being eaten by a monster. Who's getting eaten? No one, monsters aren't real.

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Why did the monkey scream? He was hungry

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What is the difference between a pile of dead baby's and a Lamborghini I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage

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what did eminem say to dr.dre? nothing u idoits dr.dres dead he is locked in my basement

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Why did the Mexican put away the Marijuana? Because he was a Police Officer

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What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre

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Q: What do you call a women with 2 bowling pins? A: A women with 2 bowling pins.

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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whats worse than bitting into a apple a finding a worm? bitting into ur apple an finding out u have just killed noddy who was hiding in ur apple

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What do you call a person with no life. Dead.

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Q: why couldn't the pirate boy get into the movie? A: the movie was rated R and the pirate boy was only 14 years old, and he didn't have any adult supervision, which prevented him from entering the movie.

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Why should this joke be funny? It shouldn't, because its an anti-joke.

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what does chuck norris use to cut scissors? another scissor.

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What's the difference between a Elephant? It can neither bike...

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