whats better than 24................. 25

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What's the difference between Paris Hilton and a cow? Cows are ruminants, meaning that they have a digestive system that allows use of otherwise indigestible foods by regurgitating and rechewing them as "cud". Paris Hilton, on the other hand, is a human being. Therefore, her stomach digests the bolus (masticated food) only after it has exited the oesophagus into the body of the organ, where it is digested into chyme and then passed through the pyloric sphincter into the duodenum.

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A mushroom walks into a crowded bar, the bartender says "we don't serve your kind here." Protestingly, the mushroom replies, "why not? I am a spore reproducing eukaryote!" Everyone stares as an awkward silence ensues.

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Three children are celebrating Christmas, Joey got a toy train, Janey got a barbie doll, Know what Jimmy got??? Cancer.

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Wanna hear a joke? Women's rights.

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Wanna hear a joke? A joke.

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I like my woman like I like my coffee. Good.

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because he fell off his bike.

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So a woman is in the kitchen. And she makes the most delicious turkey salad for her 4 hungry children and her husband. They love Jesus

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Why does Susie fall off the swing? I shot her in the head with a pistol.

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Why did the dog's chin get all scraped up? He didn't have any front legs.

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SC Johnson a Family Company

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What did the woman do when her husband told her to make him a sandwich? She made him a sandwich promptly.

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Why did Chuck Norris go to Chuck E Cheeses? Because his friend wanted to go.

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-Knock knock -Go away -*Breaks door and shoots*

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A man and a chicken walk into a bar... I forgot the rest of the joke .... YOUR MUMS A WHORE

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How do you spell Madeleine Mccann? I A N

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anti jokes are like dogs They both rhyme with Maths

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What do you get when you cross corn with more corn? A devestating force that will make you live on a rowboat and perform demeaning puppet shows you will not Even enyoy!!!!

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If olive oil is made of olives, calculate the mass of the sun.

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Why can't the dinosaur eat M&M's? He is dead. He used to rule the Earth 65 Million years ago, though. Dinosaurs are reptiles. Whales are not. Meow?

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Why didn't the man kiss his wife. Because he had no lips.

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A soccer player, a basketball player, a football player, a hockey player, and a baseball player all walk into a bar at different time periods of the day

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Martin Luther King Jr. had a dream..... But Leonardo DiCaprio had a dream within a dream within a dream within a dream.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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