- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Gregory Pelnick

what's worse than one scoop of ice crea falling on the floor? - the holocaust what's worse than two scoops of ice cream falling on the floor? - nothing

Farmer Ned chased his chickens before they laid their eggs, because he likes his eggs scrambled.

A girl asks a guy "How come you don't take me dancing anymore?" The guy said "Because we were both killed in a car accident."

Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Because he's black...

How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face.

You know what I hate long anti-jokes that take up too much space.

Left. That one direction...

Du bist mein Kampf

there's two nuns cycling down a cobbled street. one nun says:ooo iv'e never been this way before! the other nun says:i'm not surprised there's roadworks and a diversion!

A: Knock knock! A: Who's there? A: Forever A: Forever who? A: Forever Alone

Today, we will be identifying power tools. This is not a drill.

Why did the basketball player shoot the ball? Because it was being mean to him

Me: "Dad! Can you make me a sandwich?" Dad: "Poof! You are now a sandwich."

what's white on top and black on the bottom? Society

A man is walking down the street and sees a women sat on the pavement crying, he walks over to her and asks "what's wrong?" to which the women replies "it doesn't matter" the women then walks away as she did not want to share personal information with a stranger.

Why was the dog barking? No idea.

where do you get virgin wool from? ugly sheep.

whats funny? ebola and 911

Why did the cow stop running? - He ran out of breath

Shoot for the moon. Even if you miss, you'll probably just land back on earth.

Whats better than the holocaust. Darfur

What did the lion say to the octopus? Nothing, lions can't talk, and even if they did the chances of a lion and octopus meeting are very slim.

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