Chuck Norris.

A man walks into a bar. His alcoholism is destroying his family.

Whats funnier than 24? 25

Why did little jennifer shit herself? Because she fell over.

Blarg

Knock Knock Come in

Q:What's the difference between a duck? A: The higher it flies, the much.

My name is never spelt right so its all good

If I crash my car, how many trees does it take to cover my yard in orange juice, yellow, because a cat pissed on my foot.

Roses are red Vilots are blue God made people pretty What the happend to you

What did the Atheist say in church? His best friend's eulogy.

Why did the dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

What is black, white, and red all over? An interracial couple being murdered

Your mother is so ugly, because she was badly beaten.

What do your friends and a tree have in common? They both die if you set them on fire.

what was sad about six black guys driving off a cliff in a cadallac? They were my friends

What did Mulan say to Pocohantas? Nothing as they are nothing but fictional creation of the childish (yet genius); minds of the Disney corporation. Although if they were capable of empathy (which isn't likely) then they would still, say nothing, as they are from two completely different movies.

Go in public and say this You-it smells like up sexy in here Person-what's up sexy? You-nothing much, how about yo

Q: What's a pirate's favorite letter of the alphabet? A: "E"

What is really hard around Kim Kardashian? Diamonds.

when Bonquisha and Letroy had a baby girl what did they name her? Courtney.

A jew, an Arab, and A Scientist walk into a bar. The arab self explodes and kills them all

I have to tell you something. What? I just told you something.

What is the difference between Batman and a black man? Their skin color and bank accounts.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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