- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

-Knock knock -Go away -Breaks door and shoots

Why did Chuck Norris go to Chuck E Cheeses? Because his friend wanted to go.

What did the woman do when her husband told her to make him a sandwich? She made him a sandwich promptly.

Why didn't the man kiss his wife. Because he had no lips.

Why can't the dinosaur eat M&M's? He is dead. He used to rule the Earth 65 Million years ago, though. Dinosaurs are reptiles. Whales are not. Meow?

A soccer player, a basketball player, a football player, a hockey player, and a baseball player all walk into a bar at different time periods of the day

Martin Luther King Jr. had a dream..... But Leonardo DiCaprio had a dream within a dream within a dream within a dream.

What did the Queen of England say when here servant died? Another one bites the dust!

What's worse than being swallowed by a blue whale? Being swallowed by a bule whale with herpes.

A Priest, a Rabbi, and a Methodist minister were playing golf. The Priest won by one stroke.

Two black guys jump off of a building; who falls first? The one that jumped first

Q: What do AIDS and rape have in common? A: If you play guard for the Lakers, neither will affect you.

What's the sound of victory? The sound of a knife cutting into a baby.

What's worse than being beaten by your Father? Well, it depends.

Amy Winehouse has been sober for 2 weeks now.

What is the difference between a black guy and shit? One just looks and smells like shit, and the other actually is shit.

I have alzheimers but atleast I don't have alzheimers

I once ate at a restaurant where the food was so bad that the chef's name was Earl.

Why can't stars marry? Because they are masses of incandescent gas and thus have no feelings.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had legs and knew how to walk.

4,000 yaks escaped from the zoo

Turn around.

knock knock whos there a duck a duck who QUACK!

The funniest tragedy in his young life...wasn't funny.

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-Knock knock -Go away -*Breaks door and shoots*