A man walks into a bar... and recieves a concusion and short-term memory loss

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a car.

whats dead and gone your nanas cat

Are you Jewish? No. That's what Anne Frank said, too.

What did your mom say when Quinn Griffith Randel walked in the door? Hi.

ballsack

Your mother is so fat that when she passes in front of the tv, I lose 3 seasons of the series

What did the man who was punched in the throat say to his friend?

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he died...

George W. Bush

Why did the boy bump into a pole. He was sleep-walking with his eyes closed.

what black and white and read all over? a woman who has just been beaten and raped and left to die in the snow.

A man walks into a bar and says "ouch." It was an Iron bar.

Welcome to AntiJoke.com Jeff. Jeff just got his mind blown.

What did the orphan boy get for his birthday? The extermination of his race.

your mom is so stupid she did not do so well on her IQ test

Dani Barton is a heart breaking 13 yr old.

Why did the man with no arms and legs fall out of the tree? Gravity.

Whats worse than the holocaust??having a downstndrome for a child

Knock Knock. Who's there? The Gestapo.

A guy hit his elbow. Judaism.

People Eating Tasty Animals

abortion, it really brings out the kid in you.

Chuck Norris.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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