What's the difference between video games and a naked chick? The Holocaust.

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why didnt the dog bark? he died in his sleep

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The ability to beleive it's butter. Oh shit, wrong site

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What did the scientist say to the postman? So your a postman?

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Jacob Edwards has friends.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because it was a rather hot day and his attention was momentarily directed towards something else.

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What did the Muslim do after his friend told him a funny joke ? Laugh.

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only downer about having sex in the dark is........................ when u look out window and guy u thought u were sleeping with waving and laugh

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 took 9 behind an alley and raped her.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a piece of toast.

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A man walks into the local grocery store on his way to work. He stops by the pastry section to buy a bagel. As he is paying, the cashier says "and here's some blueberries, they're complimentary." The man looks at the blueberries expectantly. When they don't say anything he looks up, feeling foolish, pays for his bagel and heads off to work as a partner in a lawyer firm.

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What do you call a fish that is missing an eye. fsh.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, it is unclear what the chicken's motivation to cross the road was.

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Why did Suzy fall of the swing? -she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Not Suzy

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A Christian, a Jew and a Muslim fly in an airplane. They all reach safely to their destination and have a lovely vacation.

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My friend is a genius! JK!......... i have no friends

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How can you tell if a Mexican's gay? Ask politely.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's a woman.

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What's the difference between Barney the dinosaur and Santa? Barney loves you.

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Why was poor justin killed His mother kicked him into a pool of blood-thirsty aligators.

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Person 1- your face is a stupid joke Person 2- you're right, because it's not a joke its a face

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roses are cows violets are oranges im mental are you too

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What's black on top and white on bottom? Rape.

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Whats worse than a mother of 3 children, jumping off a bridge, smashing into the metal roof of a large car and dieing on impact? A mother of 3 children jumping off a bridge, smashes into the metal roof of a large car, survives,, becomes paralyzed, and has to explain to her children, why she is in a wheel chair for the rest of her life.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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