Chuck Norris

Whats brown and sticky? Anal sex

Knock knock Who's there? Osama Bin Laden

A scottish and a mexican were walking on the streets when the mexican got hit by a car. The scottish man called the ambulance and walkked away.

roses are red violets are blue last time I saw u were in a zoo don't worry ill be there to not in a cage but laughing at u

A Japanese woman walks into a Korean deli, and asks the Korean man if she can buy some groceries. They are able to get past their cultural differences, and share their favorite recipes.

what do an black ,am and a bicycle have in comman there both objects

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

Why was the man crying He wasnt his allergies were acting up.

There is a white man, a black guy, and an Asian in a car. It got into an accident who did it? Asian dude

Asians

OGC - tilt your head

Why couldn't sally drive her car? Because sally is a girl.

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Did you hear about the man who didn't get a burger with his meal?! Yes he is doing quite well on his diet don't you agree?

What is black, white, red and blue? ..... A cow dressed as superman.

How do you stop a plane? Throw flying birds at it.

Why was the black guy mad at the white guy? Duh, cause the black guy slapped the white guy.

Whats Black and hangs from a tree? A Tire(:

do you know what happened to the bravest warrior in the battle who got stabbed in the foot while trying to rescue puppies from a burning building and dying children? well he took the children and puppies home, and ate them. then the SWAT came in and killed him. so yeah... oh... suck my a s s barf

Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the water? A: Drowning.

When god hands you lemons .. you find a new god.

Where did the eight year old go during the Boston bombing? Everywhere.

Why are black people so good at basketball? Hard work and determination.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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