A Jew walks into a bar. He sits down for about half an hour, enjoys some drinks and calls a taxi to take him home.

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whats the difference between a battery and a charger

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why are they called the melbourne storms? Because you turn 360 degrees and walk away

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robin, get in the car.

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Q. On a scale of 1-100, how immature are you? A. 69.

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What color was the fence before it was painted green? Not green.

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How many atheists does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

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Why is Alex Mann Fat? Because he doesnt eat healthy food.

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What did the woman buy her husband? Nothing, she's a widow.

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That moment when you touch your balls then sniff your fingers and realize it smells good.

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the website says jokes, yet these are all facts.

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What's worse than finding an apple in your wo- wait, what?!

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What did the apple say to the orange? Nothing. Fruits can't talk.

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You might be a redneck if you are from a rural area and act as such.

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What is black, white, and red all over? An interracial couple being murdered

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why did the chicken cross the road? to give a doctor the cure for cancer but some ass hole ran him over

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A woman went out and had a great time with her friends. Then she walked home alone and got viciously raped by 4 large black men.

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Whats the different between a black man and white man...... the different levels melanin in the skin that results in pigment

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omg this doesn't work 1.hold breath for 5 minutes 2.die it doesn't work cause you would just knock yourself unconconsiuse and your body will start breathing for you again until you wake up

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A woman goes to the hospital to receive an ultra-sound after taking a pregnancy test a few weeks before. The doctor comes out and says "Congratulations Susanne would you like to know the results? Susanne says "No thank you." Then, the doctor says "Good, because its actually a retarded baby that we found."

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What did the Queen of England say when here servant died? Another one bites the dust!

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Knock knock, Knock knock jokes aren't funny.

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Q: What did Mr. Spock say when Captain Kirk was raping him? A: "Ouch! Ouch! Captain, this is so illogical!"

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why did the bird fall out of the tree? Earth's Gravitational pull

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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