A woman goes to the hospital to receive an ultra-sound after taking a pregnancy test a few weeks before. The doctor comes out and says "Congratulations Susanne would you like to know the results? Susanne says "No thank you." Then, the doctor says "Good, because its actually a retarded baby that we found."

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To go fishing.

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A man walks into a doctor's office, he pees in a cup and is diagnosed with diabetes.

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q: Why does my grandpa climbs a phone pole with a bag of bananas? a: He likes to climb and he might get hungry.

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Why did Kanye West hit Rihanna? He didn't. It was Chris Brown you dumb ****

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Q: Has your ear operation had success? A: Hotdog with chili.

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A man walks into a bar... and recieves a concusion and short-term memory loss

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Why was the black man excited when he found a $20 bill on the ground? -Anyone would be excited

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Q: What is the most common question among children? A: How are babies made?

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What starts with a 'D' and ends with 'ick' Daniel and Jimmy are walking in the park when suddenly they get hit by a stick because a mysterious person threw the stick.

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Q.Why did the chicken cross the road? A.forty-two

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whats a worse movie than saw I don't know my mom won't let me watch any

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What is more tragic than a nice day wasted? Obesity.

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because she didn't want to be late for work.

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How do you get a clown of a swing set U hit it with an ax 2.5 times

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girls are a lot like trees, they fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe

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Whats the difference between a van with a bunch of babies in the back and a Cadillac with a bunch of babies in the back I don't have a Cadillac in my garage

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666

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Wanna hear a joke? My penis size.

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A guys walks up to a drug dealing looking to score some drugs. The deal was made an the man quickly arrested the drug dealer because he was actually a undercover cop

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i love antijokes

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, your tits are nice

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A guy walks into a bar and says "hey can I get a strong drink" and the bartender says "no we don't allow blacks in this bar" and he was then pushed to the ground and thrown out.

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who eats pencils asians

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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