Why was the man arrested? He had brutally stabbed 398 people in a 10 hour period.

Why, if you are blending a baby, should you put it in feet first? So you can look in to it's eyes when masturbating.

Q: Why did the plain crash? A: Because the pilot was a loaf of bread. By: LV

How many people with ADD does it take to...Oh look! Shiny!!!

Why did the Koala fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second Koala fall out the tree? Hit by the first Koala. Why did the third Koala fall out the tree? Peer pressure

An blind orphan in an impoverished Irish village develops both AIDS and terminal cancer. You laughed a little at that. You are going to hell.

Boob Top view B Front view oo Side view b

Q: What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs? A: Russell

Why did the Jew fall off a cliff? Someone pushed him

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

A: Knock knock. B: <>

why was the boy crying? ... because he had a frog stapled yo his face.

What happens when you combine a chainsaw and a baby? 30 years to life

Two black guys walk into a bar and arrest the under age drinkers

Ask me if I am a potato Are you a potato No.

"Knock, Knock" "Who's there?" "Banana." "Banana who?" "Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Banana." "Banana who?" "Knock, Knock" "Who's there?" "Banana." "Banana who?" "Knock, Knock" "Who's there?" "The police. We're looking for three escaped inmates posing as bananas."

Dad they tell me I am homosexual at school, what does it mean? Ask your boyfriend.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust.

My aunt used to say slow and steady wins the race she died in a fire

Goats are like mushrooms. If you shoot a duck, I'm scared of toasters

Knock knock (No one is home)

A sick patient asks a doctor, "will i be able to play my guitar?" The doctor replies, "of course you will be able to". "Good because that is my only form of income", says the patient.

What's the difference between Santa and Tiger Woods? Santa is a jolly Christmas figure that delivers presents to children and Tiger Woods is a professional golfer.

Why did the monkey fall off his tricycle? He got hit by a fridge.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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