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How did the dead baby cross the road? stapled to the chickens foot.

What is the difference between a hore and a wife? The hore serves you...

Why do white people wear black shirts? Why do black people wear white shirts?

What do you say when Obama gets shot? Some finaly had enough balls to shoot a black person. N.P.P.

Cassie Mills you are gay stop being silly in class you're not funny.

why are niggers afraid of the dark ? because they think that darkness is the only black thing there

How do you make a baby cry? Hit it with a brick.

What do you call a dead black guy? A TERRIBLE CRIME

You know whats funnier than 24? What? 25.

A police man, doctor and stage actor walk into a bar. They're identifying the corpse of the stage actor's brother.

How do you get a guitar player to play softer? Ask them politely to turn down their volume.

Why Was a guy wearing Pink pants? Because He Was Gay.

Bert: Hey, what you got there? Sal: Nothing.

JESUS SAYS PICTURE HERE ..... Throws a party for 12 people the world still talks about 2012 years latter !

Q; Why was the man loosing his hair? A; Because since he was at an older age, he was going bald.

Whats the differance between a preist and acne? Acne dosent cum on your face untill your 12

Whats worse than scraping your elbow and knee? Beheading and disembowlment.

How do you spell Madeleine Mccann? I A N

Two black guys jump off of a building; who falls first? The one that jumped first

Will my son live, doctor? No because you don't have a son and I am not a doctor

What is the difference between a grape and an elephant? They are both grapes, except for the elephant.

Q. Why did the monster have eight legs? A. I don't know.

A Jew and a Muslim are sitting in a bar. The Muslim asks the Jew for some money to buy a drink. The Jew said, "how much?" The Muslim said, "$7.00" The Jew then said, "yes."

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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