A fish swims into a wall. Says dam.

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whats black and yellow and makes you smile? a bus full of black people going off a cliff. do you shame is? there was three empty seats.

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Why do all black people have nightmares? Beacause we killed the only one with a dream..

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What's green and if it falls out of a tree it kills you? A pool table.

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A horse walks into a bar, the bar tender says: why the long face? Horse: I have cancer

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Why did the mom go to jail? She committed infanticide. lol.

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Knock knock. Who's there? You're adopted.

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What did the white guy say to the black guy wearing a black T-shirt? That's a very nice shirt.

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Friends are like trees. They fall down when you hit them with an ax.

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Why did Billy get a 102% on his Algebra test? He got all of the questions correct including the bonus question. Oh, and he slept with the teacher.

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What's the same between a plum and a rabbit? They are both purple, except for the rabbit.

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What's big, white and can't climb a tree? A refrigerator.

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Q: How do you get a clown to stop smiling? A: Hit it with an axe

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Why did the blind man commit suicide? Cause his wife was so ugly he went blind and become depressed a shot himself...twice.

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what did the black guy get for christmas? a car because he really wanted one.

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Why did the unicorn cross the road? i dont know. unicorns arent real

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms.

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A squirrel walks up to a tree and says, " I forgot to store nuts for winter and now I am dead." Its funny because the squirrel gets dead.

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Q: What do you call an elephant between two buildings? A: An elephant between two buildings, and the question of how the elephant got there

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What did the boy do when he was cold? Got a blanket.

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What's the difference between an old quarter and a new penny? 24 cents

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Chapter 6 : The pimp ``scooby`` tells how delivered the poor young people to people with money.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was an animal of minimal intelligence and didn't know of the underlining risks involved in crossing a high speed passage for cars and other road baring vehicles, the presence of the chicken in the road also prompted further danger for the drivers involved in the situation. This resulted ultimately in not only the death of the chicken in hand, but also caused two cars, one with a male driver aged 35 and the other with a female driver aged 42 and her two children, to collide. This cost hundreds of pounds in damage for the male driver, who escaped with minor injuries, and the death of one of the woman's children. The whole event was an unnecessary disaster.

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What do people do in France when they are hungry? Get something to eat.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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