hi. thats what she said.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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What do you call a woman not in the kitchen? Her name.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I ate your horse.

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Your doorbell is broken.

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What did the deaf man say to the blind man? Look out there's a bus in front of you

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A Black man, a Mexican, and a Midget, get in a car. They drive to the county fair and get snow cones and have a really fun time.

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Who lives with josh moran? A gay asian

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They give psychiatric patients acting classes in order for them to express and as such heal themselves? Excuse me fucktard! A guy that has deluded himself into believing he is the 11.356th Napoleon does not require further acting classes!

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Bumsniffer

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What do you call a strait man that is also gay? Bisexual.

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So a man walks into a bar and says to the bartender I'll have a beer

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What does Pontiac stand for - People Of Normal Thinking Intelligence Acting Classy

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Whats worse than a bee sting? - Two bee stings Whats worse than two bee stings? -The Holocaust Whats worse than the Holocaust? -Three bee stings

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The man from Poland was so dumb he was eligible to live in a supervised group home.

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Why did the blond couldn't put a piece of meat into her mouth? Because she was vegetarian.

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Ham sandwich

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XD I must like, really be into you, God I cannot breathe XD, that is like the most disgusting thing I have heard in my life, but coming from you that just comes out so quaint! XD

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Why didn't Jimmy's mum come to the school play? She had a heart attack

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Friend: "yo momma is so fat........ Me: My mom is dead

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Your momma's so fat, her doctor seriously recommends that she lose weight for the sake of her health and happiness.

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What starts with P and ends in O-R-N? Popcorn.

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What did Batman say to Robin befor they got in the car? Get in the car.

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Immediately following his inauguration, Bush called Obama into the oval office for a private meeting and some words of advice. Bush and Obama shook hands as gentlemen do and then Bush asked if Obama wanted to hear a joke. Obama eagerly said yes, "Good..." Bush said, handing Obama a battered copy of the United States Constitution, "...the joke is in your hands", and with that Bush turned and left.

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Anti Joke

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