Lil' Wayne

Why did jimmy fall of his bike? Because jimmy was a goldfish

Why did the Flyers lose to the Blackhawks in the Stanley Cup? Because they aren't as good as the Blackhawks.

A Jew, a Muslim, and a homosexual jump from a cliff to see who gets to the bottom first. Who wins? Society.

wat did the candle say to the lighter? nothing candles cant speak because they are inamimate objects, even so i think a candle would just scream anyway, would you buy a screaming candle?

your mamma so fat she is homosexual... hahaha to bad u will get last in her

Q .What robin told to batman before they got into the car? A. Get into the car!!

What do you call a black man with scissors.? A Barber.

Obama

What's there like a good neighbor? Your neighbor

What did the black man, chinese man, and mexican man all have in common? They all happened to enjoy cantaloupe.

Why cant Hellen Keller Drive? Because shes a women.

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What s faster than a black guy with a TV? His brother with a VCR.

What do you call a black man that is working on a farm? A farmer.

i am a duck. are you a duck. yes i am a duck.

What did a cat said to another cat? Nothing because cata dont talk.

What is black and hangs from trees in my backyard? Not black berries because black berries come from a bush.

why couldnt the gay man marry??? cause he was dead.

Knock knock. Who's there? You're adopted.

A black man and an asian woman have a baby. Then a hispanic and a native american have a baby. Their babies have a baby. What is the baby? Society's worst nightmare.

why did the baby bird fall out of the nest? while the mother bird was away a cat knocked over the nest. needless to say the baby bird died.

A black man walks into a predominantly white bar and is laughed at hysterically, the man is a world class comedian.

Why did the monkey fall off his tricycle? He got hit by a fridge.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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