Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting doctor. Interrupting doct- You have cancer.

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Roses are red Violets are blue You think this will rhyme But it ain't gonna.

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What's the difference between a duck and a goose? They are obviously different species but they both have wings and are birds and are actually pretty similar. Geese are usually bigger though I guess.

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What's the difference between Paris Hilton and a cow? Cows are ruminants, meaning that they have a digestive system that allows use of otherwise indigestible foods by regurgitating and rechewing them as "cud". Paris Hilton, on the other hand, is a human being. Therefore, her stomach digests the bolus (masticated food) only after it has exited the oesophagus into the body of the organ, where it is digested into chyme and then passed through the pyloric sphincter into the duodenum.

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Whats another word for Thesaurus?

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anti jokes are like dogs They both rhyme with Maths

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If youve ever seen the wizard of oz movie and family guy, then u get what i mean. Hes a PHONY! a BIG FAT PHONY!

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Has anyone told you, you look fat today?" "Because you don't.

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A man walked into the bar and ordered a drink, drank it then stood up and left remembering that he once had a drinking problem and had overcome it.

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Why didn't the black man pay for his child support bills? He made some unwise financial decisions in the past and is working three part time jobs just to stay afloat.

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Knock Knock! Who's There? Not Steve Jobs.

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Hey guys wanna here a joke? Never mind it was a gay joke but f**k it.

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Tennesse

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Yes. Just Yes.

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What do you call a wine-o? A Alco-colic.

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what happens when you mix a black guy and a Mexican? nothing, it is physically impossible to "mix" people.

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What's worse than a good anti-joke? A bad anti-joke.

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Why was Lucile crying? Because she was sad.

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How did the chicken cross the road? He went to the crosswalk so all the cars had to stop for him.

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What do you call a black guy flying a helicopter? A pilot.

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whats pale and white your ass.

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What is the most common cause of pedophilia? Sexy kids.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are not very intelligent and was scared by a shadow. The chicken's survival instincts caused it to cross the road, away from the shadow. The chicken crossed the road safely, and is now happily pecking at worms.

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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