What looks like half an apple? The other half.

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What time did the tennis start? Tennish

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Q: How do you get a jewish girls number? A: You roll up her sleeve

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Why did the boy fall of the swing? Because he had no arms

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Why does it take more than one squirrel to change a lightbulb? Because they're so darn stupid!

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What's worse than the front page of anti-joke.com? The 4945th page of anti-joke.com, as those jokes have been rated poorly by other users.

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Why couldnt Jimmy swing on the swing? because Jimmy's a fish

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Why are asians so good at maths? Because their culture exercises a hard work ethic in order for many of them to achieve high ranking jobs in order to support their families

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What do you call a pickle with a cape? A pickle with a cape

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What do you call a bay that got run over by a train? Thomas

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What do you call a black man that is working on a farm? A farmer.

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What abou three times

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Why wasn't Justin Bieber allowed in the men's bathroom? It was closed for maintenance.

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Q: How much does a hipster weigh? A: It varies largely by hipster, the same way it does with any other person.

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What did the deaf guy say to the other deaf guy? What?

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Beans beans, they're good for your heart, the more you eat the less at risk you become to such health problems as diabetes and heart attacks. The increased carbohydrates and antioxidant properties maintain a manageable balance for the body's digestive system to maintain a good constant internal environment.

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Ken: Your dog is sick, he needs to see a vet. Megan: Omg, what is it? Ken: It's a medical person who treats animals.

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Yo mama so ugly... She never got married because most men found it hard to marry her because of her looks

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What did the wise old widow across the street get for Hanukkah? Cardiac Arrest.

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Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the bird

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What is white, long, and thin? A tablecloth

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Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

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What's better than Westboro Church? Committing over 9000 sins.

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Guess What? What? Get in the van.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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