- Anti Joke

Why does a ginger have no friends? Because it is a non sentient horizontal stem and thus incapable of forming complex social and emotional bonds with conscious organisms.

What do you call a dumb Asian? An Asian who lacks education.

A: Knock knock knock B: "Who's there?" A: Knock knock knock B: "Who's there!?" A: Knock knock knock B: "God dammit who's there!?" A: "Penny?"

Trust me im a doctor but this is pratice

What was the color blind boy's favorite color? I don't know? neither did he

What did the Ethiopian get for christmas? Hepatitis B.

why cant the black man vote? because hes not 18 yet.

man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasnt that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

Whats the different between a black man and white man...... the different levels melanin in the skin that results in pigment

So there's this bigass moose, and it goes in the store and it asks the lady bitch "where the potatoes at" and the lady bitch says "down aisle 5" so the moose goes down to isle 5 and there aint no potatoes.

What's funnier than somebody spitting in someone else's food? It's not even funny, it's just plain rude and disgusting.

A man walks into a bar. The bartender says "why the long face?" He says, "I have acromegaly"

Why did Sara fall off the swing? Because she got shot in the heart with a bolt action sniper rifle and died.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the bird say to the squirrel? Chirp

When I was at the beach digging in the sand I looked down and someone said nehow

Why did the woman make a sandwich? She was hungry

what is a big jar and has a human in it? A human in a jar.

Q. Why did the monster have eight legs? A. I don't know.

What happened to Jim. He died his funeral is tomorrow.

"Why is Barney green and purple?" "Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way."

What is the way to a woman's heart? Through her chest cavity.