- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A really hot girl walks past 2 guys and the following conversation is produced... Guy1:damn! look at that ass! Guy2:yep I bet shit comes from that thing! When's the last time she had diarrhea?!

If John has 32 candy bars and he eats 28, whAt does he have? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

how do you keep a blond in sespence you dont tell her

What's the difference between Mitt Romney and a cheese grader? How the hell should i know?

Two black people fall off a cliff, who hits the ground first? Who Cares?

A man and woman are out to eat on their first date. When the woman goes to pay, the man explains that he will cover the cost of the meal. That's a good thing because the woman didn't actually have any money. This happens all the time.

What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino? Photoshop

how do you make a plumber cry Kill his family

Whats9+10 19

What do you call a Mexican with a Green Card? A hard working American Citizen

9 little monkeys jumping on the bed... One fell off and died!

Nathan Gooderson.

womens rights

roses are red, violets are blue, charcoal is black, and my neighbor is too.

Beauty is only skin deep Well of course it is, muscles, bones and tissues look disgusting.

What did the black kid get for his birthday? A bike, just what he asked for.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

I was once raped by an Asian... it didnt hurt

A boy walks into a haunted cematery. Zombies eat him.

Billy isn't a homosexual, he just has sex with men. Billy has sex with men, because Billy's in prison.

What does a squirrel get when it rains? It gets wet.

What was Jonas's big success? Being Steven Spielbergs lead actor in his famous 1982 film.

What did the girl say to the guy raping her? Stop.

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