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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did Max cry??? chicken

What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? Its socially acceptable to sit on a bench.

What's worse than nine dead babies hanging in a tree? One dead baby hanging in nine trees.

Why did Jenny fail her photography class? Because Jenny has epilepsy and she had a coma while taking the final exam? To this day Jenny is drain dead in the hospital.

Why did the little boy cry? His entire family was shot and killed at his elementary school play.

what is funnier then a man with AIDS? -nearly anything as AIDS is a serious medical condition and could be potentially lethal

What's the best part of having a doctor for a best friend? The sex.

What's small, yellow and great with numbers? A yellow calculator

Whats9+10 19

Roses are red, Violets are not blue, they're violet, which is why they're called violets.

knock,knock who's there? the postman didn't answer as he is deaf

Why did the chandelier fall on the little boy? Hell if I know, the only person who saw it got hit by a chandelier and died.

What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings.

A jewish man walks into a bar because he was thirsty.

What do a duck and an elephant have in common? They're both yellow. Except for the elephant.

I'm so hungry I feel I would be able to ingest large quantities of food.

What did the pornstar say to the priest? i DO porn

I was purple once. I took a shower later that day.

whats worse than a paper cut? 2012

why did the boys voice get so deep? He just went through puberty

How do you put 100 babys in a bucket? A blender

whats orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot

What time is it? Actually, that sentence is grammatically wrong: what is IT?

what do u call a person who reads anti.jokes a hipster

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