What's grey and looks good on policemen? your mom.

What is blue and smells like red paint? Blue paint!

Whats black and white and red / read all over * a bloody penquin * nun falling down the slairs * news paper * a clumsey panda

What did the black man say when he received cold fried chicken at a restaurant? He very politely asked for it to be warmed up, and exuded nothing but elegance and class.

- I have cancer. - SUCK IT UP!!!

Help! I'm locked in a anti-joke factory!

Star Wars

Why did the plane crash? Cause the pilot was a loaf of bread

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot

A white man bumps into an Asian man while walking down the street. They have a brief chat. As they part ways, the white man says, "Facebook me!" The Asian man replies, "Due to my socio-economic situation I cannot currently afford an Internet service." So they exchange telephone numbers.

There was a seal and polar bear on the same iceberg. The polar bear turns to the seal and says "Roar!!" Then the polar bear ate the seal.

Your mother is so fat that when she passes in front of the tv, I lose 3 seasons of the series

- knock knock. ... - knock knock. ... - heey! ... (There is nobody at home.)

What did the 85 year old man do after having the sex of his life? He found out he had AIDS.

What is worse than getting mud on your brand new t-shirt Getting stabbed.

What's the difference between me and a ghost? Ghosts aren't Dolphins!

Do you ever feel, like a plastic bag? No, because plastic bags are man-made inanimate objects.

What happened? I have absolutely no idea.

Why did the Israeli military stop the helicopter raids to Gaza? They didn't. They continue them until there is nobody left.

So a black man walked into a bar and ordered a drink. He payed for the drink and couldn't have been more courteous

What did the homeless guy do when he saw a bucket? He peed in it

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

Why do witches ride on brooms? Because they have magical powers!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens have feeble minds and tend to wander around.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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