- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What was the dying Raccoons last words? I don't want to die.

Todays word of the day, is "legs" lets head back to your place and spread the word....

How many rats live in a llamas stomach? the cats pajamas

What's the difference between jelly and jam? Jelly doesn't contain pieces of fruit.

a blonde and a brunette sit down to take an IQ test. They both scored above average and were very proud.

What does a black man, an Asian Man, and a Jewish Man have in common? They are all men.

Two scientists walk into a bar. The first scientist says, "I'll have some H2O." The second scientist says, "I'll have H2O too." The bartender gives them both water, realizing that H2O2 is poisonous and that the second scientist must have simple worded his request poorly.

why did the man crash a plane into the twin towers? he was a clumsy terrorist going for the sears tower

Why did the black guy smell so bad? Because he accidently jumped into a pool of garbage disposal.

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? Two young men ignoring societies expectations of them and instead choosing to play the sport they enjoy the most.

Your mother is so fat that I'm starting to worry about her health.

How did the guy in a wheelchair get up 7 flights of stairs? He didn't.

Q: Why was Seven afraid of Eight? A: He was octophobic.

You know what I hate long anti-jokes that take up too much space.

What's small, yellow and great with numbers? A yellow calculator

There once were two muffins in an oven, and one definitely did not start talking to the other

Why did the spider cross the road? He was stapled to the chickens back.

What do you get if your mailman drops your letter in black paint? Blackmail

What do you get when Chuck Norris meets Chuck Norris? A bad joke.

A blind man walks into a bar. He orders a drink and after a couple hours he leaves. He's only color blind.

On the first day of Christmas, my true love gave to me... Nothing, because I'm single.

what do you call a dog with no legs? doesnt matter what you call him, he aint coming!

what happened after 9/11?? 9/12.

Child birth. So easy women can do it.

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