- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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One time I went into a haunted house. It was just pretend ghosts but then I saw a real ghost there. It was scary.

Yourrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr soo uglyyyyyy

What did the cab driver say to the duck who wanted a ride in the cab? Get out of the cab.

what do you call a Ukranian woman without a visa? my maid

Why did the blind man commit suicide? Cause his wife was so ugly he went blind and become depressed a shot himself...twice.

how many babies can you fit in a bass drum? 19.

Roses are red, violets are blue. I have a gun, get in the van!

How do you find the population of Mexico? You take a census count by mail and/or a door to door questionnaire.

Why can't dinosaurs talk? Because they're dead.

How are Steve Jobs and The iPhone the same? They got progressively thinner over time.

There are two types of people in this world. People who can count, and people who can't.

DIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEDIEDIEDIEIDEIDIEIDEIIDIE DIE all of you Hahahaha

-Knock Knock. -Come in.

Friend: I said pass the juice, not gas the jews! Hitler: Oh.

Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? I did too, he worked hard for four years, partied in moderation, but graduated with a degree in chemical engineering and became very successful in the business world in order to support his wife and two children.

why did the guy drop his umbrella........ because he was getting raped.

how do you make a plumber cry Kill his family

my mom raped yerr foot

Whats the difference between a watermelon and a black person? Ones fun to hit with a baseball bat, and ones a watermelon.

What do you call 10 dead babies in a blender? A horrible, horrible child abuse incident.

Why do Jews circumcise their children.......because they like everything 10% off

Why are black people so good at sports? Because there black.

whats the difference between a nigga and a bucket of shit? the bucket

How are eagles and jellyfish the same? They both fly but jellyfish don't.

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