- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? They can't, because feminists can never change anything!

How did Helen Kellers parents punish her? They moved the furniture.

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree ? Because he was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was attached to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Because he thought it was a game. Why did the tree fall over? It thought it was a monkey.

roses are red, violets are violet

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

Why don't they sell aspirin in the jungle? Because it is not financially viable to sell pharmaceuticals in a largely unpopulated area.

Knock knock Who's there? Police Police who? You're under arrest, open up or we'll knock your door down.

How do you kill a black guy With a gun

josh roberts you speccy cuunt

i love huge wieners.

Yo momma is so ugly, she might not win the "America's next top model" contest.

no u

A muslim bought tickets for a 3pm flight. It was 11am, so in the mean time, he went to a bar to loosen up. His bomb vest accidently went off early, killing everyone in the bar. The flight arrived on-time in San Fransico.

Q. What did the priest and the atler boy do in the back room of the church? A. Disscussed their feelings about the different meanings that could be derived from the daily scripture reading.

how do you make a plumber cry Kill his family

What do you call a pregnant girl? Your Ex

ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSUCKMYDICK

What did the boy do when he was bored and broke? He took to the streets selling illicit drugs such as cocaine. Although dangerous, the rush from said danger solved his boredom problem. On top of this, there is a huge market for such substances and he was not broke for much longer.

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

What do you call a muslim? A terrorist

BOOBIES!!!!!!!

What is white, wet, sticky, and gets squished out? Glue obviously, wait.... What were you thinking of?

Why did the boy have cable? I don't know.

What did the parrot say to the cow? Moo

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