- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between my elbow and my penis? I Cant lick my elbow

Roses are burning, Violets are burning, my house is on fire

Did you hear about the black guy who got into college? Actually, there are nearly 10,00 African Americans who get accepted into college every year. This specific black male is notable because of his stellar grades and his activity in his community.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a piece of toast.

Why cant stevie wonder see? He is blind

Why'd Sally fall of the swing She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not sally

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I was dropped on my head as a baby, kjhgfiehcgbfbjebfiuheggfcug

How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Trick question! Feminists can't change anything.

Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Because he's black...

Why did the airplane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Whats 9 + 10? 19

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Chuck Norris can get a nuke in Black Ops.

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9 little monkeys jumping on the bed... One fell off and died!

who can jump higher than mount everest? anyone. mount everest cant jump

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Blonds are cute and so are u.

What is the best time to go to the dentist? During office hours 2 or 3 times a year to ensure optimal dental health and hygiene .

Today, we will be identifying power tools. This is not a drill.

What is a ghost's favorite dessert? Nothing. Ghosts do not exist, thus they cannot eat dessert.

Why do black people call white people "Niggas"? Because they took an overdose of KFC and watermelon, they're actually just insulting themselves.

What's the difference between a white guy and a black guy? Their skin color.

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