Why do all black people have nightmares? Beacause we killed the only one with a dream..

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you know what hurts.... PAIN

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How did the stapeler disappear? I ate it.

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What did the cat say to the dog? "Meow."

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Little Miss Muffet Sat on a tuffet, Eating her curds and whey; Along came a spider, Who sat down beside her But was offered the window seat, Because this was Little Miss Muffet's stop

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Why did the addict choke himself with a trash bag? His family couldn't afford a funeral and it was the quickest way to disappear.

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What do you call a black guy flying a plane. A pilot

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Do you want to hear a joke? Yes? Well that's probably why you came to this site.

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Q: What's worse than 10 dead babies in a tree? A: I'm sure there are lots of things.

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A man was building a new kitchen for his wife. Just as he was installing the sink, his wife comes running into the kitchen and starts cursing. "What's the matter?" he asks. "Don't you like the new sink?" His wife replies, "I love it. But come quick, there's a spider in the living room!" The man walks over with a paper towel, grabs the spider, and throws it into the garbage. The wife looks at the husband, smiling, and says, "Thanks."

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what do you call cheese that isn't yours? cheese.

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How many Grand Jurists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Depends on if it was a cop that snuffed out the light bulb.

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Do you know what a deaf guy says to a blind guy? God told me you'll see your path.

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Roses are red Violtes are Blue Sugar is Sweet and salt is salty

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Japan called... They need help.

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How did the chicken cross the road? By foot.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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What's yellow and can't Swim? A bulldozer

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who can jump higher than mount everest? anyone. mount everest cant jump

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What's funnier than a bus full of burning babies? Nothing.

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

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Friend: I said pass the juice, not gas the jews! Hitler: Oh.

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How u know when ur sister have periods... Fathers dig taste like blood

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Roses are red Violets are blue I am a cactus and you are a Jew EJ

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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