What did the kid with no arms get for Christmas? A pair of protesthic arms which changed his life forever

How do you piss off a female archeologist? Kill her dog.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot

how do you annoy people? make statuses from anti-joke.com

A woman went out and had a great time with her friends. Then she walked home alone and got viciously raped by 4 large black men.

Wanna hear an oxymoron? Jews for Jesus.

How do two blondes stay alive at the bottom of a pool for 30 minutes? They don't and they died

What's green and has wheels? Green cars.

What ticks like a clock and has numbers on it? A clock.

a blond applies to college she gets in because she did well in highschool

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what did the girl do when she saw a spider in her bathroom? she peed.

friend: whats in the box? me: shhhh, its your mom... im saving her for later.

What's more annoying than Minion quotes? That the girl in the basement keeps screaming for help.

Ask me if I'm a peanut. Are you a peanut? Yes. Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? No, I'm a peanut.

How do you get rid of a pile of dead babies? Call 911 so someone will pick them up and take them to the morgue.

What is worse

- Mother, where's my bread? - It's in the living room.

2 Jews walk into a bar. They have a couple drinks and call a cab to get home

- Server, there's a hair in my soup ! - You're right, sir, I'll give you another soup imminently.

A Jew doesn't walk out of the Holocaust.

roses are red violets are blue i hate black people

what's worse then being dumped? NOTHING

Yo Momma's So Fat... She tried Weight Watchers, and still gained weight... She hung herself last weekend.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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