How do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at it. How do you make it stop crying? You throw another brick at it.

Whats 9 + 10? 19

What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? Its socially acceptable to sit on a bench.

A white man bumps into an Asian man while walking down the street. They have a brief chat. As they part ways, the white man says, "Facebook me!" The Asian man replies, "Due to my socio-economic situation I cannot currently afford an Internet service." So they exchange telephone numbers.

Knock, Knock Knock, Knock Knock, Knock No One's home.

Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

Q: What's the point? A: .

Why did the man drink water? Because he was thirsty

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Brian Singmaster. Look him up, he's cute.

Why does 4 +5 = Hitler? It doesnt it equals 9.

Dislike if you are gay (watch how many dislikes this joke gets :P)

What's white and sticky? Glue

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: 9/11

What do you call a muslim? A terrorist

I see says the blind man " no you don't" replied the deaf man... In the other room

Why didn't the blonde laugh at my blonde joke? She's dead. She should of laughed at my jokes more.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas ? Cancer

Snooki want smoosh smoosh

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust

How many atheists does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

Whats9+10 19

what do u call a gay bird a gaybird

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