What is white, wet, sticky, and gets squished out? Glue obviously, wait.... What were you thinking of?

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BOOBIES!!!!!!!

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How are Polish people and dogs the same? They aren't. One is a human being, and one is a dog. Do not be stupid.

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Why is the women in the street selling her body for money? because she has 3 kids and a father with cancer.

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why did the girl fall of the swing because she was pushed of by obama

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What did the parrot say to the cow? Moo

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Adam gives a new view of roid rage

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Why did the chicken cross the road? -because chickens have a free ability to walk and this chicken felt the urge to walk across the road. Why not?

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robin, get in the car.

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How do you make a homeless man cry? you throw away his trash.

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On the first day of Christmas my true love gave to me, AIDS

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing, he's Jewish.

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An Irish man willingly walks out of a bar

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Whats pink and fluffy? Pink Fluff

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What do you call a man with no legs and arms hanging on your wall? Art

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Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding a bomb in your apple.

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Why did Mary fall of the tire swing? Because she's a dumbass

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Like this joke

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What did one gorilla say to the other? Urgh.

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What did the woman do when her husband told her to make him a sandwich? She made him a sandwich promptly.

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did you hear about the guy who lost his left arm and left leg? hes all right now

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Funny joke to play on an elderly woman: Take her cane and push her In front of a bus.

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Q: What did one tube of glue say to the other tube of glue? A:Nothing. They're tubes of glue. Inanimate objects, such as a tube of glue, however adhesive the contents of said object is, are not capable of advanced speech, let alone basic communication.

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What happened to truck full of watermelons careening down the hill? After panicking, the driver was able to gain composure, and shifting the truck into a lower gear, was able to deliver the track safely to the side of the road at the bottom of the ill, where he sat down alongside of the road under the shade of an apple tree, sucking on delicious watermelon.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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