An Asian oceanographer went scuba diving in the Pacific Ocean. Three days later the coast guard found his remains torn apart by sharks.

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Why do black men run faster then white men? Because they practice more and some simply want to improve themselves in the sport more then other men. Of course, some white men are faster then some black men, so the whole question in general is not true. You should not believe everything you read on here.

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What's cold and icy? Ice

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1, 2, buckle my shoe. 3, 4, shut the door. 5, 6, I'm gonna to cut you in your sleep.

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How many Jews can you fit into a car? About 5 or 6. It depends on the size of the car.

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Anne Frank.

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In Soviet Russia! People were much more finacially secure than they are now.

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Why couldn't JImmy walk to school? A:Jimmy is in a wheelchair.

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what is the difference between a black person and a picnic bench? A picnic bench can support a family.

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Your mom is so fat that she is at risk for type two diabetes.

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Who broke into the village's homes and smashed all of the vases? Link did.

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How do you get them out? Tortilla chips

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream cone? He got hit by a bus.

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Scientist 1: "What's your research paper about?" Scientist 2: "Homosexuality in fruit bats." Scientists 3, 4 & 5: "AHAHAHAHA LOL WUT"

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Why couldn't Roger become an astronaut? Because Roger's a toaster.

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Well, I have to go eat again "Axel Knight". See you around soon enough, just give me a call if you want me around... Hopefully I find a fucking telescope so I can read the code on the chip thingie... Damn I am hungry. See you around sugartits.

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why didnt you take a shower? because my house burnt down

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What's funny about being adopted? Your parents never loved you

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you know what they say about people with big feet, they have big feet...

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Dear Board of education, so are we.

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Why did the black man die? Why didn't the black man die?

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yo mama so fat the only thing stopping her from going to Jenny Craig is the size of the door...

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No, I don't have ADH...- Oh look, a butterfly!!

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What do you call a group of black gentle men running down a hill A group of black gentle men running down a hill

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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