Dr. Dick Howard Long visits a friend in England. Arriving at his friend's house, he knocked at the door. A butler then lets him in and asks, "Sir, would you like to wait while the Master bathes?" The doctor then replies, "Sure thing, I'll wait until he's done."

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A blonde walks into an electronics store to buy a toaster, the shopkeeper tells her that they do not serve blondes. She sues for discrimination and receives a considerable cash settlement while the shopkeeper looses his store and reluctantly works at a fast food franchise.

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Why did the boy commit suicide? Because he was bullied at school and felt it was the right decision.

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cory is gay

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How did the chicken cross the road? He went to the crosswalk so all the cars had to stop for him.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I wish you were here, To get to the other side!

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A guy walks into a bar. The bartneder says, "Wow, buddy, you look awful. What's wrong?" The guy responds, "My life is a joke."

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What did the rape victim say to the rapist? "mmfff...mmm.....mmmmm"

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An Irishman, a Mexican and an American sit a test. They all pass.

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How do you get a bear out of a tree with cheese? Camembert.

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Do thumbs down me likes in this anti joke website?

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A man walked into a bar and said, oppa gangnam style That man is now dead

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Why was Michelle crying? I don't know. Neither do I.

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Why did the man die? He jumped of a bridge and then got run over by a train.

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What has nine arms and sucks? An appendage-rich octopus with an inhaling habit.

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What happened when a terrorist puts a bomb in a hospital? Everyone dies cause it was a hospital for crippled people

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A Muslim get's on a plain. He is heading to Spain, and has a lovely time.

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What is the difference between a doorknob? Toast.

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Why is Justin beaber so white? Because his mother and father both are.

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Why did the jew break his iPhone? He dropped it when i shot him in the face.

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i had a bowl of soup and it was 5 inches in diameter and 3 inches tall. how much soup did i eat? very little because i drank most of it

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What do you say to Michael and Justin? The Game

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What happened to truck full of watermelons careening down the hill? After panicking, the driver was able to gain composure, and shifting the truck into a lower gear, was able to deliver the track safely to the side of the road at the bottom of the ill, where he sat down alongside of the road under the shade of an apple tree, sucking on delicious watermelon.

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Chuck Norris' cheese

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