You know whats funnier than 24? What? 25.

Why'd the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

whats really hot the sun

Why did Johnny buy the strawberry ice cream? Because when he gets the chocolate he vomits and bleeds out of his asshole.

Barack Obama

Want to see a funny movie? -Watch Schindler's List

What happens when you pour Red Bull on a butterfly without wings? It drowns......

A pregnant women walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender denies her service because she is under the legal age.

Chayton

What starts with a 'D' and ends with 'ick' Daniel and Jimmy are walking in the park when suddenly they get hit by a stick because a mysterious person threw the stick.

Why did the little girl fall off of the swing? She didn't have any arms.

What do you say to a man who isnt funny You're not fuuny

A woman goes to the hospital to receive an ultra-sound after taking a pregnancy test a few weeks before. The doctor comes out and says "Congratulations Susanne would you like to know the results? Susanne says "No thank you." Then, the doctor says "Good, because its actually a retarded baby that we found."

To mamas so fat shes fat

Damn kids and their evasive tactics.

A 36 year old Canadian woman.

What is wrong with this phrase? The next line is false. The first line is true. Answer: llamas

I farted once. Haiti took the brunt of it.

What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings.

Why didn't the black man brush his teeth today? Because he was already too late for work.

Q.Why did the chicken cross the road? A.forty-two

What's big, red and eats rocks? A big, red Rock-Eater

Why did the dad buy his son some ice cream? He didnt, his dad is dead

A man walks into a bar... and recieves a concusion and short-term memory loss

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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