what do you call a cat that talks a talking cat

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What's the difference between a dead dog in the road and a dead black guy in the road? It doesn't matter, I cried after both

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How do you prevent aids? Nail an orphan to your genitals before sex.

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Q: Why did the young boy run away from girls and screamed that they had cooties? A: That's what little boys do. He also has an abusive home life

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Shit Happens....or sometimes it doesn't! As the person is taken to the hospital with severe constipation.

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a little girl is playing outside of her house when i man in a van approaches her and stops to ask if the girl will help him find his puppy and that he has some gandy. seeing as the girl has a great love for animals she gets in the van. the man and the little girl drive around until they find the puppy. the man is so overjoyed her rewards the girl with candy. he then drives her back to her house and she feels wonderful having helped the man find his puppy. the end.

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Why did the lizard turn blue? He was low on oxygen.

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Knock, Knock Who's There. You. You who. You are you. WTF!

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why is your hair black? it was heretitery.

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if a cat is mean and a dogs a bitch then what do u call your wife? A MEAN ASS BITCH

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Why did the black man rob the bank? Well..why not?

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What is an anti-joke? This is.

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2 Jews walk into a bar. They have a couple drinks and call a cab to get home

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A: Knock! Knock! B: Who's there? A: Kitchen B: Kitchen who? A: GET THERE!

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There are four black people near each other ? KITKAT !!! :D

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Mark Mark who? Mark Jennings. Oh hey, Mark, come in.

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Priority parking for hybrid cars

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well the duck walked up to a lemonade stand, and he said to the man, running the stand "quack" then went on its way

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What's up? A direction...

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Why did the chick cross the road? He didn't. He was attending his father's funeral, who had been killed earlier that week by an oncoming car as he was crossing the road.

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Whats something thats red and swings A baby on a meat hook

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A man walks to a bar. He drinks too much and dies. His family is informed later that evening.

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do you know what happened to the bravest warrior in the battle who got stabbed in the foot while trying to rescue puppies from a burning building and dying children? well he took the children and puppies home, and ate them. then the SWAT came in and killed him. so yeah... oh... suck my a s s barf

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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