- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is john unable to ride a bike? because john is a rock

Your mama is so stupid she had to go back to school to get her GED in order to get a job that could properly support her family.

What happened when the girl did the splits? She lacerated her vagina.

Where do rabbais go to shop? At the supermarket like everyone else.

What did the little boy with cancer get for Christmas? Death

What did the man do with his bread He ate it

What did the grandson inherit when his grandmother died? Nothing, they both were killed in a tragic car accident.

Amy Winehouse has been sober for 2 weeks now.

why did the cookie go to the docter he felt crumpie

The penn state football administration

If a plane crashes on the border of America and Canada, where do you bury the survivors? Somewhere discreet where no one will find them

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Say, "Wake up!"

"I love you, you love me" And you didn't just read that; you sang it.

George Bush does not care about black people.

Damn kids and their evasive tactics.

Your mother is a man.

A: Knock knock knock B: "Who's there?" A: Knock knock knock B: "Who's there!?" A: Knock knock knock B: "God dammit who's there!?" A: "Penny?"

What do you call a can of beans? A can of beans.

Why was the black man hanged? He was charged with piracy in the 1500s..

What did the Catholic Priest do to the 9-year-old boy? He ate him. The priest was actually Jeffery Dahmer.

"Up to 50% off."

What is green and red all over? The Hulk's Penis in a blender

What do you get when you cross a lion with a rhinoceros? A trip to the hospital and animal cruelty charges.

how do you kill an African baby ? put it in the microwave for roughly 45 minutes

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