What did Squidqard say to Spongebob? Shut up.

Why did the bartender cry when a construction worker ordered a Jack and Coke? His son Jack had run away five years ago to sell cocaine; his father hadn't seen him since.

Chuck Norris can drive a car using just his hands and feet!

What is a dinosaurs favorite chips? Doritos.

why cant Joey jump for joy? beacause hes dead

Why didn't the boy finish his homework? He was in a coma.

Doctor: your mom has cancerous aids Me:*sob*

Your mother is so ugly, because she was badly beaten.

What would Martin Luther King Jr. be today if he was white? Alive.

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What do you call a supporter of Barrack Obama? A welfare recipient

How many pieces of bling does it take to ruin a rap song? Just Two Chainz

Who lives with josh moran? A gay asian

how do you know your at a gay picnic. the hotdogs smell like shit.

why did the parakeet eat the cracker? because it wanted to.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, i was dropped on my head as a baby, 978e456293&*(^$%ZYI467z57967454^&4543^%$54#%^*44jffdGHFYI

An illegal Mexican immargrant was deported for the selling an use of marijuana. the sad part is this happens everyday

i'm not gay

Why do Kenyans run so much? Because they like it.

What do you call a black man digging a hole in the ground with a body covered in blood, bruises and stab marks next to him? An gardener, he uses a different type of fertiliser.

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Whats worse than receiving a dollar? Receiving a penny.

Why did the leprechian meleste Justin Bieber? ..... He stole his lucky charms.

Whats worse than finding a black man in your bed? After you sleep with him, he tells you he has AIDS.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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