How is it called a black man piloting a plane? Pilot, you racist!

Knock Knock! Who's there? Pen. Pen who? Pen is blue. The pen is blue. THE GOD DAMN PEN IS BLUE!!!!

why did the painter cry? he didnt have any paint left...

What did the Leah say to the Pawneez? AWWWW YEAHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Why is the horse gay. He rapes 3 children

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Not having an apple at all. Yet only worms to eat, such as the the poverty stricken citizens of Ethiopia.

an amosh person used an electrical appliance

Why did the Mexican cross the road? He was on his way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was just running to his car you racist.....after he had robbed the bank

Why did the asian die? he was driving

How many testicles did Adolph Hitler have? Two.

Why is john unable to ride a bike? because john is a rock

what said the girl when the roof collapsed over her nothing she died

A plane crashed. The pilot was some sort of food, like a loaf of bread or a salad. Neither of which can fly a plane or do much of anything-- like get a plane to move in the first place, let alone take off.

Q:What did the robot say to the boy? A:Nothing the robot malfunctioned and started choking the boy, despite the towns best efforts they could not release the death grip on the boys throat, after the robot was done choking the boy it exploded killing 99% of the population in a 5 mile radius.

what do you get if you cross a cat with a cat? kittens.

How did the dead baby cross the road? stapled to the chickens foot.

did u hear about evan porter going out with his computer of course not because u haven't read this joke yet

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Say, "Wake up!"

roses are brown, violets are brown, who the hell sh** on my garden?

A horse walks into a bar and then out of the bar

A Muslim get's on a plain. He is heading to Spain, and has a lovely time.

I scream! You scream! - You've Just Been Rapped

is mayonnaise an instrument?

Whats the differance between a preist and acne? Acne dosent cum on your face untill your 12

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