A man walks into a bar... and recieves a concusion and short-term memory loss

What's green and has wheels? Green cars.

A black guy moves in to your neighborhood. The housing values plummet due to the current economic recession.

friend: whats in the box? me: shhhh, its your mom... im saving her for later.

why did the chicken cross the street? it didn't.

The French guy and the Italian guy got in the bar at the same time, but they didn't talk as they didn't know each other.

Roses are red Violets are Blue Little Timmy died yesterday

What is worse

Who lives with josh moran? A gay asian

OBAMA

Yo Momma's So Fat... She tried Weight Watchers, and still gained weight... She hung herself last weekend.

What do you call a Mexican from Cancun? A cholo.

why did the small child drop his icecream? he was hit by a bus

roses are red violets are blue i hate black people

What's worse than death? Not a lot!

When Life gives you lemons... Squeeze the juice right back into Life's eyes!

whats worse then a paper cut, the holocaust, whats worse then the holocaust, two paper cuts

i'm not gay

2 Jews walk into a bar. They have a couple drinks and call a cab to get home

I don't like movies. Because ticket prices are overwhelming.

how do u get a nun pregnant? dress her up as an alter boy

what's worse then being dumped? NOTHING

What's the similarity between a dog and a car? They're both made out of atoms.

How old is the old man? Probably how old he is

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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