- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the fat man die? Clogged arteries leading to a heart attack.

What do you call a cat with no legs and an inverted anus? Nothing, you're to horrified to speak.

Why are cemetaries gated? Typically, to prevent vandalism and the emotional trama it inflicts on the deceaseds' families.

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Why did the chiocken cross the road? There's no such thing as a chiocken.

What did Santa get for a young boy? A gun. What did Santa get for the young boys sister? Nothing, the boy shot Santa. Who sent out presents the next Christmas? Not Santa.

a blind guy walks past a fish market and exlaims.. "it smells like a fish market"

What did the finger say to the thumb? Nothing, fingers can't talk.

What do you get when you cross a dog and a cat? A hybrid animal that can never exist to do each species own genetic make-up which would subsequently reject the other's. I.E. The cat would reject the dog sperm from ever fertilizing and the dog would reject cat sperm.

What do you call a Mexican who gets shot on a golf course? A tragic incident.

If there are 3 black men as passengers in a car, who is driving? The person who is operating the vehicle.

What do you call 10,000 lawers jumping out of a plane? A good start.

Why are black people so good at sports? Because there black.

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No. Ask me if I'm a bush. Are you a bush? No.

what do you call a slave with a dream of being free? whatever his name happens to be

What's better than winning gold at the special Olympics? Not being retarded. - Blake Woodman

Roses are gray Violets are gray I am a dog

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How do you kill a retard? Slit his throat.

What do you get when you kill a black man? The death penalty.

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