Knock knock *runs away laughing*

What did Batman say to Robin before the got into the Batmobile? - Come on Robin, get into the Batmobile.

Roses are red Violtes are Blue Sugar is Sweet and salt is salty

How did Suzy die She choked on a Pick-Up Truck

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You are driving a bus. At the first stop, 12 people get on and 7 get off At the second stop, 13 people get on and 11 get off At the third stop, 7 people get off the bus. You turn the bus off get out and go home.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

How many light bulbs does it take to screw in a dyslexic child.? DAMN

yo mama's so fat, we are all extremely concerned about her health

-What do you call a pyromaniac on a golf course? *** I backed over your cat. -A FIREHAZ- wait what?

You know what's never heard of? Father's Day in Camden.

Q: how do you tame a dingo? A: Feed it babies

What do you call a Mexican man in prison? A prison officer.

why did the man crash a plane into the twin towers? he was a clumsy terrorist going for the sears tower

What was the dying Raccoons last words? I don't want to die.

Bin Laden comes out of a cave

What's white and likes to likes to take frequent jogs? Stephen Hawkings, I meant so say remain motionless

Knock Knock Who's there? Gregory Pelnick

What do you call a dead blonde in a closet? A rape victim.

Whats long and hard on a black man..... 2nd grade

What's black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

What do you call a muslim? A terrorist

What do you get when you put a baby in a blender? A life sentence

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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