Whats fat, brown and on the ground? A chubby indian kid

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Wanna hear a joke? My penis size.

An illegal Mexican immargrant was deported for the selling an use of marijuana. the sad part is this happens everyday

How do you stop your baby from crawling into your room? Shove a spear through its head.

Whats the difference between a van with a bunch of babies in the back and a Cadillac with a bunch of babies in the back I don't have a Cadillac in my garage

hey i just meet you and this is crazy but i picked out our wedding cake and named our 4 future children :-)))))))

- Mother, where's my bread? - It's in the living room.

Your mom is so fat the only time she saw 90210 was on a scale.

Doctor, doctor! I think I'm a pair of curtains... Well don't worry, you've come to the right place. We'll get you the help you need.

Whats pink and fluffy? Pink Fluff.

what's worse then being dumped? NOTHING

Woman's Rights.

Whats big, ugly, and sucks? Death.

What's up? A direction...

why did the small child drop his icecream? he was hit by a bus

Why did the plane crash? I don't know. I wasn't on the plane. Its likely, based on the damage, that everyone on board died and therefore couldn't tell you either.

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Toilet Sex, Toilet Sex I Love Toilet Sex!

How do you jump off a bridge? You jump

What did little John get from reading this. Wait and you will see that the person who you were asking the question will give you a series of awkward faces until they lose interest.

A. I have a really funny knock knock joke to tell you! You start. B. Knock knock A. Who's there? B. ....

Q: How do you wake up Lady Gaga A: You pokerface

How do you confuse Hellen Keller? Put her in a circular room and tell her to find the corner.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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